Idontlikethisaccount - Not Bueno

What if instead of your heart like beating faster, what of it just got super loud or like base-booted.

It's official I'm dating my vibraphone she's my girlfriend now

What a guy actually means when he says he's bouta take a nap:

N - naturally

A - ascending

P - penor

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

My glasses are off quick post mean things in really small text so I can't read it and have to squint

In honor of Asexual awareness week coming up;

(Oct 21st - Oct 27th)

Smash that motherfucking reblog button if you support Asexuals and consider them a valued part of the LGBTQ+ community!

Exclusionists/Acephobes do not interact.

Edit; Acephobes/Exclusionists who have replied to this post anyway, obviously unable to read… I am not here to argue with you. This isn’t about discourse. Fuck you.

Our identities have been discourse topics for too long. Not this week. This week is about celebrating ourselves. This week I’m done with you. I’m no platforming you.

This is the week we block on sight.

Your body is like a cake. Each part is an ingredient, like flour or butter. While it might not taste that good by itself, when you put it all together, you find a sweet and beautiful dessert 💚

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

I woke up at 7:44 yesterday after a full night not sleeping, and my cats were both? In the bathroom? And then I heard a noise before they left and ajskdjfjdjdk my sweetie girl Marigold was peEING IN THE BATHTUB. So, not a good way to start the day