What A Guy Actually Means When He Says He's Bouta Take A Nap:

i don’t know why anyone has to feel insecure about their bodies, when objectively, humans are all freakish horrors. Every last one of us. Hairless, fleshy, gangly beasts walking upright straight as a tree with bony tentacles on the ends of our limbs. 

you have a hole in your face full of sharp bones and you’re worried that your belly is a little squishy 

The Atlas personality, drawing on the myth of the giant Atlas from Greek mythology upholding the world, is typically found in a person who felt obliged during childhood to take on responsibilities (extending beyond normal household chores or looking after siblings) such as providing psychological support to parental figures, often in a chaotic family situation.

They are thus liable to develop a pattern of compulsive caregiving in later life.

The result in adult life can be a personality devoid of fun,

and feeling the weight of the world on their shoulders. 

Depression and anxiety, 

as well as over-sensitivity to others 

and an inability to assert their own needs, are further identifiable characteristics. 

In addition, there may also be an underlying rage against a parent for not having provided love, and for exploiting the child for their own narcissistic needs.

While Atlas personalities may appear to function adequately as adults, 

they may be pervaded with a sense of emptiness and be lacking in vitality.

(Write-up sourced from wikipedia.)

I'm going to trip face first onto a cactus if you keep this up.

if the spider-verse sequel turns out shit bc the voltron writers bungled it I swear to god it’ll be my villain origin story lmfao I will actually just raze this earth down to the fucking stone crust

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

I woke up at 7:44 yesterday after a full night not sleeping, and my cats were both? In the bathroom? And then I heard a noise before they left and ajskdjfjdjdk my sweetie girl Marigold was peEING IN THE BATHTUB. So, not a good way to start the day

big muscle lesbians you are so fucking valid

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man