My Glasses Are Off Quick Post Mean Things In Really Small Text So I Can't Read It And Have To Squint

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

If i do, please know that i died with honor and glory, and that I will arrive in Hell shortly.

Remember not to look directly at the Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse tonight!

This is how shit feels lately

Thank you for enduring the 2020 vision

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

In honor of Asexual awareness week coming up;

(Oct 21st - Oct 27th)

Smash that motherfucking reblog button if you support Asexuals and consider them a valued part of the LGBTQ+ community!

Exclusionists/Acephobes do not interact.

Edit; Acephobes/Exclusionists who have replied to this post anyway, obviously unable to read… I am not here to argue with you. This isn’t about discourse. Fuck you.

Our identities have been discourse topics for too long. Not this week. This week is about celebrating ourselves. This week I’m done with you. I’m no platforming you.

This is the week we block on sight.

A tiger at my animal sanctuary, biting into the cardboard box that had her Christmas dinner inside it: mmhmhm, crumbchy.

Triggers the lever that unleashes the violent amount of fangirls

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework