We Should Abandon The Current US Government System And Replace It With The Ranking System In Warrior

I've lived with cats my entire life, and so I think it's funny when I look at my cat and my brain's like "you mean that's NOT a four-legged person?"

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

You know that feeling when you go to a hotel pool and you jump in and let out enough air so that you don't float up and you just sit at the bottom and sit and the water feels like weighted air? Yeah it be like that sometimes.

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

in light of the new nikkietutorials news

If my dream job collapses and I need to start a new life I will gladly become a bee farmer

Until then, I think I might plant a garden. Idk I also love the fat clumsy babies

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

My handsome man

I'm sorry, can you hear my music? I'll turn it down . . . Don't mind me, it's nothing special. I'm just listening to all 327 recorded My Singing Monsters audio clips. Sorry if it's bothering your studying. Try not to focus on it too much.