If My Dream Job Collapses And I Need To Start A New Life I Will Gladly Become A Bee Farmer

hollywood men are like “it’s my capitalist-given right to date women young enough to be my daughter”

Imagine:

Spinel watches Dora and fucking screams at the tv whenever Dora asks a question

i read that as Goofy saying “gorsh”

Is gaud pronounced 'god' or 'gawd'

it’s pronounced gourd

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Art is about smashing boundaries and also hospitals.

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp