You Know That Feeling When You Go To A Hotel Pool And You Jump In And Let Out Enough Air So That You

My glasses are off quick post mean things in really small text so I can't read it and have to squint

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Yes, we all love a girl smiling, that's pretty, we all love when a girl winks, that's hot, and we all love when a girl blushes or pouts, that's cute, but we can all agree on ONE thing:

,,,,soft tiddies,,now that's just wonderful

Imagine:

Spinel watches Dora and fucking screams at the tv whenever Dora asks a question

I feking deleted my account

I was trying to delete an old tumblr thing and i deleted the whole thing. It’s like trying to take a fork out of the microwave and ripping out the microwave instead.

I was playing mafia with my marching band section and the narrator said "so you were on a game show with the Joker, and he said 'vibe check' and shot you in the head" and

*Sits backwards on the couch so that my spine is bent awkwardly and my face is pressed into the cushions*

do you think cymbals have dents because someone went ham?

Happy New Year

I don't like being a decade older