My handsome man
- you look like a pedophile
- you look like a school shooter
- you're a f*ggot
Add your own!
you know those stories where the swan takes off it’s feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan it’s the goose from untitled goose game and instead of being a sexy spouse it’s just doing the same things it always does it just has hands to more effectively grab things and longer legs to run with and instead of trying to keep the feathered cloak from it everyone is desperately trying to get it to put it back on
I'm going to trip face first onto a cactus if you keep this up.
Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework
Yo! I did actual art! Yeah!
I'm gonna do more art in the future! And it's gonna actually be good! Yeah!
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
Oh shit oh fuck oh s
thank god i’m safe
how to kiss a boy
grab his waist
slip your hand in his pocket
steal his wallet
dont even kiss him
just run
I read a YA-esque book in middle school and in it the protag farmer makes a thing of orange soda and some other stuff to brighten her pumpkin and because of that I have the primal urge to dump my diet Pepsi onto my plants every time I see them
Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday
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