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My brother called Santa ‘Ho Ho’
He was 2
We’re coming up with slogans for ‘be drug free’ posters here are some of the best ones so far;
Nuggies not Druggies
Drugs End All Dreams
Reach for the stars not drugs (nobody liked this one, it didn’t rhyme!’
Say no to drugs (Basic)
Give Hugs not Drugs
This is beautiful and heartbreaking
I saw a theory a while ago that Kang was gonna be in Quantamania but I didn’t think it would be true, MIND BLOWN.
if you have Heterochromia and you have three eyes what color is your third eye?
Clint Barton has a bumper sticker that says "Honk all you want, I can't hear you, I'm deaf" no one can change my mind on this
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A kid in my class just said Albert Einstein invented the lightbulb. We told him ‘That was Thomas Edison!’ his reply ‘same thing’
My dad who (probably) knows more about the MCU than I do doesn’t know who Ironheart is. I can’t wait to see her on screen though. She is one of the most badass characters out there and I hope she interacts with Rhodey at one point.
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The High School Incidents
In my city there’s a high school known for having shitty students, which we’ll call Jefferson Academy(not it’s real name but for privacy reasons, and also because I can’t spell the name for the life of me) One time we were down in the cafeteria (for lunch, obvs.)in our school (it’s in the basement) and the P.E teacher (who we’ll call Coach A) was down their with us. Now Coach A was a huge dude, like he was probably ripped, and he was hanging out downstairs with us. Now some of us were getting restless and we’re asking “When are we gonna go out side?”. Now mind you this was a cafeteria full of rowdy 5th to 8th graders. We usually spend our recess inside or in the gym if the weather is crappy. Coach A said “There’s something going on down at Jefferson Academy. We can’t go out.” When we asked him what it was he told us “I don’t know.” He said. So when we went back to our classes a lot of us grabbed our (school issued) iPads and began to Google it. So of course I googled ‘Jefferson Academy, Chicago, Wednesday.’ And apparently one of the kids their claimed to have a gun so like the like Squat teams were called in and anyways we were a little shook after we all found out.
Another time our teachers wanted to keep the kids who were walking home back or something with the kids walking home. Why? Oh well apparently some kid (a student at said school) ended up shooting four others(all of whom were students there, I can’t remember if there were any casualties) I’ll put an article at the bottom if you don’t believe me. (The reason he was able to do this and not call off sick or something was because they have a rolling dismissal.) One other time a kid in my class got his bike stolen. We’d been outside for snack time (Which is basically where if you didn’t eat breakfast you can have something to eat to keep you from not being able to focus because of how hungry you are) And we were out in the parking lot, some kids were playing kickball and me and a friend were playing catch. And we were heading in and the kid, who we’ll call Q, was like “my bike is missing.” And so our teacher let him head down to the office and check the security cameras. Now guess who he saw stealing his bike. If you guessed a Jefferson Academy Kid, than your right. It was one of them. No idea if he got his bike back though.
So today my dad picked me up and there I usually a bit of traffic by the school and we had our windows down and this kid ended up yelling “Fuck You! Fuck You!” We don’t know if he was yelling at us but he certainly didn’t look like he belonged at that school, he looked to young. But anyways I’ll update if something else happens.
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They look kind of like weird snake thingies in a fantasy book/game/movie
Diving swans captured by Viktor Lyagushkin
This is literally so good
I saw Oscar wearing a cowboy hat and my brain wouldn’t let it go until I made it everyone else’s problem. so, here’s my Moon Knight western AU featuring spooky cowboy Marc Spector + horse Khonshu (i started calling him Horseshu while drawing this and now I can’t stop 🤣).
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Why go to bed even if you have school tomorrow? Why not stay up later than you should and read Hamilton Fanfics because you want to be safe in Laurens arms?
Sleep is for the weak and I am very weak. I should go to bed, but I want to read one more story. someone take my wattpad away.
The Black Parade turned on the radio today and I wasn't paying attention till I heard the first note and my head turned faster than quicksilver to see what song it was. I truly am emo
My heart skipped a beat I swear
GUESS WHO GOT 4/5 ON HER MATH TEST!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!
I am never going to get over the black panther 2 reference in she-hulk. I had to rewind it and relished and then I was screaming. Oh and did anyone else see the Deadpool reference in episode 5? I feel like I might not be the only one who spotted it but still, glad to see him and some of the other X-men and fantastic 4 get references.
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I’m in religion class at a Christian school but I’m not christian. Help
My (3 yr-old) brother was showing my Grandma my new Mystique action figure and he asked me what her name was and I said "Mystique" and then he called her "Steve"
GUESS WHO'S MYSTIQUE ACTION FIGURE ARRIVES TOMORROW!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!
LOOK AT IT!!!
People: You only watched Thor Love and Thunder for Chris Hemsworth
Me: As hell nah, I watched for the plot
The plot:
me: It's a very good plot
If you hit rock bottom, bring a shovel, don't stop digging. You can do worse
My uncle works for Fox News
hi guys theyre playing fox news in the cafeteria and theyrw running a story about how theyre putting rainbow fentanyl in lego boxes. to give to kids 😃
My sister is bad at naming things
we had a possum in our backyard once and we were going to name it so my sister said "Possy" no we didn't name him that his name was bob. She also tried to name one of the feral cats that roams the alley (An orange tabby) "Orangey" I named him cheez-it. We also had another feral who was a tortoise shell cat (A tortie for short) and she named her "Afri" because, and this is a direct quote, 'Her spots reminded me of Africa.' The name stuck. Anyways we almost named a possum Pussy.
I got bored and made a pick-up line
'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect