I Got Bored And Made A Pick-up Line
I got bored and made a pick-up line
'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect
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My friend just called Linguini from Ratatouille the grown up version of the kid from spy-kids
Y’all so last year my ELA (english language arts) teacher (the GOAT of all teachers i’ve ever had) had us read the book The boy in the striped pyjamas and so I basically forgot about it until today when one of the boys in my class said “RIP Shmuel.” (The book took place during WWII and Shmuel was on of the Jews in Auchwitz and it was about a German boy named Bruno and Shmuel becoming friends and eventually they die in the end but it’s a really sweet book that is also really realistic) I am kind of ashamed to say I laughed
Happy Cosmo appreciation month!
I will be posting lots of Cosmo appreciation, ur welcome
Happy 2023!
To celebrate I’m now posting a list of every person I crushed on in 2022! It’s long.
Y’all I got 3rd place in Kahoot! look what they gave me
What even is it?
My parents don’t understand what privacy means.
They think that if they knock on my door they can open it to come in, they don’t wait for a reply or anything they just knock and then come in. Then they get mad if I lock my door for fucking privacy. Like, really? But they also get mad if I knock and then immediately come in.
Alright everybody
Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it
I decided to play 'Fountains of Decay' in the car today and my mom called it 'a bunch of angry snarling'
I also played 'Every Snowflake Is Different' and I swear to fuck my mom looked fucking like this:
ATTENTION GAYS, LESBIANS, PANS, ASEXUALS, BISEXUALS AND ALL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I think we should start tossing out skittles and yell “Taste the rainbow” at pride parades. Skittles should also make special pride flag skittles for pride month.
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