Latest Posts by i-am-iron-man-3000 - Page 3
Belated Happy Birthday to Bullets! Love ya babygirl!
I would just like to say:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MARVEL! YOU DID MY GIRL MARIA HILL SO FUCKIN DIRTY! SHE DID NOT DESERVE THAT! WE DID NOT DESERVE THAT! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MY GIRL MARIA HILL IS DEAD! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY! SHE DESERVED A MUCH MORE DRAMATIC DEATH AND YALL JUST SHOT HER AND SAID DONE! SHE IS ONE OF THE OG CHARACTERS FROM THE FUCKING FIRST AVENGERS MOVIE AND YALL JUST SHOT HER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN FURYS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHICH I GET IS IMPORTANT BUT EVEN WANDA MAXIMOFF GOT A MORE DRAMATIC DEATH! EVEN WANDAS KIDS GOT A MORE DRAMATIC DEATH! SHE DIED THINKING SHE WAS SHOT BY THE MAN SHE TRUSTED MOST! MY GIRL MARIA HILL DESERVES JUSTICE
I want Hobie and Noir to team up and fight fascists together.
haven’t even seen Across The Spider-verse yet but I already love Pavitr Prabhakar and I would already die for him
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO ALL MY LGBTQIA+ MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE! IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL INVALID I WILL KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS!
ATTENTION GAYS, LESBIANS, PANS, ASEXUALS, BISEXUALS AND ALL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I think we should start tossing out skittles and yell “Taste the rainbow” at pride parades. Skittles should also make special pride flag skittles for pride month.
one time when I was younger i was drinking the chocolate milk from the carton at school with my lunch and i finished it and i looked in the bottom for some reason and i swear to god there were fucking Star Wars mac and cheese pieces. I have no fucking idea why but i didnt drink the school milk for like a year straight.
guess who just pre-ordered ‘Look Out For The Little Guy’ by Scott Lang!!!
Ok so maybe I’m late as fuck to this but I was turning on Across Spider-Verse for my brother and I this morning because the new movies coming out soon and I love Across Spider-Verse but I was on Prime Video and was turning it on and the cover… the picture i got isn’t the best but still
My four year old cousin and brother are both obsessed with the russian lullaby Tili Tili Bom but specifically the version by Lauren Paley.
I AM SO FUCKING MAD!!!! I GO TO VISIT MY GRANDPARENTS FOR THE WEEKEND AND ON THE ONE FRIDAY IM NOT HOME THIS MONTH DISNEY+ IS RELEASING VENOM AND SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING AND OMG IM GONNA KILL A MAN
honestly i’m still in shock over the whole Jonathan Majors thing, like dude you got a huge role secured for the next few years and you blew the whole thing up just a bit after your first huge appearance as the character. At least Kang will be easier to recast than other characters considering he’s got a lot of variants
Wanda Maximoff in that one Scarlet Witch outfit with the hood supremacy
Mkay so I get that we all really want a killjoy movie but consider this too, a killjoy video game. You get to create your own killjoy, join the Fab Four or make your own group, fight against the BLI/nd, complete mini side quests that also add even more to the lore and idk just be a killjoy.
How about instead of doing a live action race-swapped Ariel, Disney could do a movie about a badass siren and her pirate lover. And they’re also lesbians because it would be something new and fresh and also wouldn’t feel as forced as this new Little Mermaid is. Same thing with Peter Pan & Wendy. Like Peter Pan isn’t even fully about Wendy so why is her name in the title. Anyways Disney please do a story about a pirate and her siren siren lover.
Satan just visited me
we stopped at a dunkin donuts and this male karen is complaining about how its been 15 minutes since he ordered his iced coffee but there are like 30 other people here all waiting on our orders and two staff members
Did my class just wait like 50 minutes for a bus because we missed it so we could go on a field trip, yes we did. We finally got on at least
Both of my cats are named after Beatles songs
im training my cat to ride on my shoulders ill update soon, maybe idk
Bonus: picture of untrainable cat cause shes to heavy for my stick shoulders
are all the teenage boys in the world playing chess all the time or what
soooo we were playing a game in math class the other day (its like kahoot but math themed) and obviously you can pick your names and so one of the boys in my class decided to be ‘John Wilks Booth’ and a different boy decided to be ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and before you yell at me that ‘Its John WILKES Booth not WILKS’ I know that, i just remembered this because I was watching a documentary about how Booth may not have died in the farm. Anyways teenagers are idiots and scare the living shit out of me.
listen people may call moon knight the batman of marvel but last time i checked batman doesnt slice peoples faces off in allies
YAS! BEETLEJUICE, MOON KNIGHT AND SPY KIDS WERE ALL RELEASED TODAY!!! HAPPY RELEASE TO THREE OF MY FAV THINGS IN THE WORLD!
ITS HERE!!! SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST IS HERE!!!!! AND MY CD IS HERE AND NOW IM GONNA SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO THIS!!!! SO GLAD MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO MY MUMS COUSINS WEDDING AND THAT I DONT HAVE TO GO!!!!!
Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said
Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me
Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!
Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?
Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?
Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay
Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.
Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER
Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?
Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump
Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana
Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!
Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved
Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.
Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!
Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.
Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.
LET HANK PYM TALK ABOUT HIS ANTS!!! PLEASE
I TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS GOD FORESAKEN HELLSITE FOR A FEW DAYS AND WE HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING BUG RACE AND I MISSED IT!!!! WHAT THE HELL GUYS!!!!