Y’all, I have to write this story for my writing class and I’m almost finished and I wanna do the Person From A Monster Hunting Family X Monster and I wanna make them gay but i’m at a Christian school that i don’t know is homophobic or not but also i’m not out of the closet yet and I think that if I turn it in my teacher will out me to my parents and that’s scaring me so much, you guys, I don’t want to write a straight couple but I have to so i’m not outed by my teacher. And before you say ‘Your parents will never read the story, just do it!’ my parents have access to the document the story is on!!!
My parents don’t understand what privacy means.
They think that if they knock on my door they can open it to come in, they don’t wait for a reply or anything they just knock and then come in. Then they get mad if I lock my door for fucking privacy. Like, really? But they also get mad if I knock and then immediately come in.
we had a possum in our backyard once and we were going to name it so my sister said "Possy" no we didn't name him that his name was bob. She also tried to name one of the feral cats that roams the alley (An orange tabby) "Orangey" I named him cheez-it. We also had another feral who was a tortoise shell cat (A tortie for short) and she named her "Afri" because, and this is a direct quote, 'Her spots reminded me of Africa.' The name stuck. Anyways we almost named a possum Pussy.
I got bored and made a pick-up line
'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect
rip to Ruby, there is no possible way you are surviving this season. i’m sorry baby, although i’m more sorry for your mum and the doctor because the doctors been through enough and your mum is your mum
This is beautiful and heartbreaking
My uncle works for Fox News
hi guys theyre playing fox news in the cafeteria and theyrw running a story about how theyre putting rainbow fentanyl in lego boxes. to give to kids 😃
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shout out to my beautiful Badass ladies of Marvel!