'fuck It We Ball' And 'this Too Shall Pass' Are Literally Equal And Opposite Forces

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

Merlin au

Merlin au where everything is the same except Igraine (Arthur's mom) is still alive. So magic is still illegal for some or other reason (I'm thinking someone tried to kill Arthur or Igraine and it just so happens that they were a sorcerer and Uther gets extra protective, Igraine doesn't like it but she understands it to a point). Anyway when she (Igraine)meets Merlin for the first time she looks at him a is just like I know who your daddy is.

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Things I Need:

1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000

💕 Azi sketches, but he's more of a bastard 💕

Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.

OK I GET THE BUCKY AND NAT SHIP I REALLY DO BUT NAT AND STEVE ARE JUST PERFECT?! LIKE THE RIGHTEOUS ALL AMERICAN GOLDEN BOY AND THEN THE SARCASTIC AND SOMETIMES MEAN ANGSTY GIRL WITH A DARK PAST

BESTIE IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL LIKE PLEASE!!!!! MCU FUCKED UP ON THAT!!!!

Also Steve would just be that golden retriever boyfriend and I feel like that would just be a hilarious dynamic with Nat that could’ve been so good

And just all the old school, chivalrous things he would’ve done that would’ve been adorable to see her reaction to because she’s never experienced something that pure before😭

Bilbo: *Hugs Thorin from behind*

Bilbo: *Tucks Thorin's hair behind his ear*

Bilbo: *whispering* Eat all the pie again and they'll never find your body.

Me: Snow was a dictator

My sister: that words a bit long

Me: ?

Me: * realisation *😲🤣

i am tired. i am exhausted. from my head to my soul to my bones i am so fucking tired.