Echo: Uno!

Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.

Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*

Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?

Fives: In my experience? Yes.

Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.

Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.

Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.

Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

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Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

shark glanced at exactly (1) card in his opponent’s deck after that guy left his deck on the fuckin table, and was disqualified over it. accused of cheating over it. literally exactly ONE card. and the thing is, shark might’ve even been wrong about the set card! it might not have been mirror force! he saw ONE card in a forty card deck. i can’t believe it, everyone in this card game anime is absolutely abnormal about this card game.

Actually, in this house we love and respect EVERY Clone Trooper

In this house we love and respect Cody and Rex

Lucky: you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: *high pitched* what did you say to me?

Flash: please don't say it again

Lucky: I said you and general Secura need to bone.

Bly: hoooOw dare you trooper, I am your supIORIOR OFFICER!

Flash: *facepalms*

-10 minutes later-

Bly: BONE!!!!

-15 minutes later-

Bly: whathappensinmybedroomtroopers, is none of your business!

-25 minutes later-

Bly: boOoOoNE?!

-40 minutes later-

Bly: dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

Obi-wan meets Jango and his clones

LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga