My Brain Is On Some Shit, Because There’s An Invisible Line Where The Dress Goes From Black And Blue

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

It’s true and you absolutely should say it

Me the second an episode of Clone Wars starts

*Wakes up in cold sweat*

I need Knights in my life RIGHT now.

I couldn't help it. I need these bots to be Knights or I am going to perish.

Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

Oh boy, hopefully that gif isn’t foreshadowing, otherwise your reign will be over pretty damn quick

My vacation is going off to a great start folks.

Ft @lets-try-some-writing 's shenanigans on the Discord server.

Canon 100% Trust me bros

btw aayla survived order 66 and bly got his chip removed and they got married. quinlan officiated and he swears he didn't cry but everyone knows he's lying. this is canon i promise

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

Savage: Oh, you’re hostile! I’d love to kick the Kriff out of you!

Maul: How bad is it?

Savage: Well, fortunately, Hondo missed your abdominal aorta artery.

Maul: That’s good.

Savage: No sweetie, you lost a leg. That’s the opposite of good.

Maul: Call me “sweetie” again, and you’ll lose a leg.

KAITO’S KID BROTHER JUST PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE FUCKIN CAR THAT WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIM AND YUMA AND STRAIGHT UP LOOKED AT ASTRAL AND WAS LIKE “SUP” AND ASTRAL LIKE HIIIII BESTIE~ AND YUMA WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS GOING ON HERE” AND KOTORI WAS LIKE “OH MY GOD, YUMA, YOU NEARLY DIED WTF ARE YOU OKAY” AND ASTRAL WAS LIKE OMG BESTIE YOU GOTTA TELL ME THE DEETS ON HOW I EXIST AND KAITO’S KID BROTHER WAS LIKE K AND YUMA WAS LIKE OK WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT THE COPS ARE COMING

WHAT THE FUCK IS YGO ZEXAL