Rex: -no offense, Skywalker, but I have no idea how to pilot that thing.
Anakin: Oh! I do! *smacks Rex in the forehead with his palm*
Hardcase: *whispering to Echo and Fives while Rex rubs his head* Is that our new punishment for not following orders without question?
Fives: In my experience? Yes.
Rex: Oh, I hate it when you do that. Okay, the good news is, I know how to fly that ship now, the bad news is, I think you also transferred your first memory and your impression of sand on me.
Anakin: :) extra transference memories are bonus content.
Rex: Your first memory is a Hutt putting a leash on your left cuff and telling you to look cute or you’re of no use to her. I don’t like this bonus content.
Anakin: :) it’s okay, I’m an adult now, Padme gave me better memories to associate with being leashed :)
Write fanfic for yourself.
Publish fanfic for the rotation of 3-6 people who are devoted readers and will either go feral or leave you very nice words and yell with you about it.
Gonna make it “Final Craft”
Meanwhile the Wolfpack is just vibing with Savage and Wolffe and him are bonding over Mechanical body parts and Feral is watching Plo chase down Maul with Sinker and Boost and Comet and they’re all eating popcorn and holy wow I never knew how much I needed this until I went off on a tangent about it
Plo, filling out adoption papers for Feral: so how many brothers did you say you have?
Plo, realizing Maul is one of these brothers: Ah, a challenge, I see! *gets a net*
-sips tea- so we all as clone fan artists remember that the clones are canonically brown right?
That mr morrison is maori, yea? not white?
(pls rb my babes, spread the message)
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
fuck google docs so fucking much
i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now
they're all permanently gone
Transformers: Cyberverse Dinobots concept art by Eric Siebenaler.
Lucky: you and general Secura need to bone.
Bly: *high pitched* what did you say to me?
Flash: please don't say it again
Lucky: I said you and general Secura need to bone.
Bly: hoooOw dare you trooper, I am your supIORIOR OFFICER!
Flash: *facepalms*
-10 minutes later-
Bly: BONE!!!!
-15 minutes later-
Bly: whathappensinmybedroomtroopers, is none of your business!
-25 minutes later-
Bly: boOoOoNE?!
-40 minutes later-
Bly: dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
Ok but like tch would be so diff if clones didn’t age twice as fast. Like could you IMAGINE if a smol Rex was expected to be a captain?? 🤭🤭
Sounds like a bullshit anime plot device to me…
… you have my attention.