Kill Yourself, Cracker 🙄

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

how tf do you guys do the little arrow thing in the tags

also, america is not "mostly good." we have footage of ICE rounding people up off of the streets and kidnapping them. do you..read? do you interact with the world at all? or is it nicer for you to look away and pretend we aren't sending people in droves to guantanamo bay to be horrifically tortured and murdered?

America is a republic. While the actions of the current regime are regrettable, I am confident that in time they will be replaced by a responsible government. Considering the economic disaster that is currently plaguing the nation, I have absolutely no doubt that the Republicans will lose the next election. That is the strength of the democratic system.

this is like when Jack Horner dedicated his entire life to arguing that Tyrannosaurus is actually not a super cool predator but in reality a cringe gay scavenger because his favourite dinosaur was often portrayed as tyrannosaurs’ prey

(elite paleontology reference)

can we talk about how lottienats disregard travnat/ mistynat/travis/misty as characters for their ship? they're insanely important to nat. and disregarding them means disregarding nat's development, drives, and ideals. they literally changed nat's perspective and character. like do you even care about lottienat as characters? and the whole 'i hate men so i'll ignore him and misty's a freak so i'll ignore her' like way to strip natalie of possibly the narratively two most important people to her

and i fear lottienats have a super surface level understanding be another thing is like. whether you like travnat/travis or not he's important for her characters development and drive for her entire life. there's a reason why travis haunts her story, whether you like him or not you gotta understand why he's fundamental for her character

op, when you applied to university, were you disappointed that they didn’t have you go in seven potentially deadly quests instead of writing an essay? just asking.

Oblivion Mage Guild: You want to join our guild? Okay, I want you to go all of the 7 mage guilds in all of Cyrodill and get a letter of recommendation from them.

Skyrim Mage Guild, when they see the player cast a dollar store spell at their front gate:

obsessed

this shit is why they failed to conquer the world. too busy making egg-related devices to beat Russia.

don’t worry, if you keep saying shit like this no one will ever want to have sex with you

having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital

lmao at "autocrats not welcome" from the corporate autocrat, what does shoe polish taste like? I'm rather certain you'd know.

you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

“Your ship is bad and evil and you’re illiterate and my ship is perfect and good.”

I swear this shit is so goofy. actual five year old “my dad could beat up your dad” behaviour

can we talk about how lottienats disregard travnat/ mistynat/travis/misty as characters for their ship? they're insanely important to nat. and disregarding them means disregarding nat's development, drives, and ideals. they literally changed nat's perspective and character. like do you even care about lottienat as characters? and the whole 'i hate men so i'll ignore him and misty's a freak so i'll ignore her' like way to strip natalie of possibly the narratively two most important people to her

and i fear lottienats have a super surface level understanding be another thing is like. whether you like travnat/travis or not he's important for her characters development and drive for her entire life. there's a reason why travis haunts her story, whether you like him or not you gotta understand why he's fundamental for her character