How Tf Do You Guys Do The Little Arrow Thing In The Tags

Happy two year anniversary to whatever the fuck this was

the populace at large thinks I’m crazy probably

standing outside my friend’s apartment holding balloons waiting for him to come down. I’ve become a parody.

Are you stupid? Or are all Americans just as allergic to critical thought as you? You don’t think it’s at all weird that you unquestioningly believe everything that western news outlets tell you about countries they have a vested interest in lying about? Jesus fucking Christ I assumed you all had evolved at least past blatant McCarthyism and had at least developed better state propaganda to demonize “second and third world” countries, but apparently you didn’t have to: your citizens are functionally illiterate and incapable of meaningful intellectual thought or basic interaction with the rest of the world. Also you do not know what facism is fundamentally. Maybe stop skimming wiki and Reddit for your education and pick up a book. Hope this helps! Your tax dollars fund the murder and rape of civilians around the world so you can drink your non union coffee and live comfortably without fear of being bombed💗💗💗

not an American bby ✌️ try again

SO REAL !!!

ugh i’m gonna put my head in the oven i want to have a baby so so so so so so bad

Except you’re not “just some guy”. Uriel Septim directly calls you - not Martin, you - a Hero.

“In your face I behold the sun’s companion” (or perhaps, the *son’s* companion).

“You are the one from my dreams.”

“The gods placed you here so that we may meet.”

“You are our only hope to stem the blood tide.”

“This burden is now yours alone. You hold our future in your hands.”

Uriel is explicit in the fact that you are the hero who will save Tamriel. The Nerevarine is less prophesied than this, and they have a whole prophesy named after them!

something fantastic about the opening of oblivion where the emperor asserts the hok's position within a prophecy and we assume its for us. we're the main character, of course, why wouldnt we be this legendary figure like the nerevarine was

and then jauffre immediately informs us upon meeting him that the emperor's son was hidden away at the moment of his birth. the implication that maybe two or three decades ago the emperor knew of the prophecy and acted decades ahead to ensure it's fulfilment through martin. and then you travel to kvatch, and its destroyed because of martin, who is the last of the dynasty, who dagon has been hunting all along. not you, but him, and then you realise that martin has always been the prophesied one, the legendary figure touched by the gods - and you were just the Guy in the cell afterall

fun fact! china bans ao3. hopefully in a few decades (or years, the us has been admirably self-destructing in recent months) they ban it everywhere else, too :3

“this objectively good thing is bad actually because my favourite empire said so”

???

like genuinely is there any reason to hope ao3 is banned? it’s literally a 100% free archive of millions of creative works. actually the coolest thing ever. tankies are truly insane.

every jackieshauna fic is like this I swear

I love horses ❤️❤️

“Burn your Harry Potter merch”

… what is that supposed to do, exactly?

like, the money has already changed hands. the transaction has taken place. you’re not hurting Rowling by setting that fire.

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

where my fellow liver haters at

Everytime someone treats organs as inherently good or inherently bad I want to throw someone off the cliff. And it makes me even more mad when I see trans people doing it.

“Vagina good and pure . Penis dangerous and evil.” You should be sent to the torture pit.