Don’t Worry, If You Keep Saying Shit Like This No One Will Ever Want To Have Sex With You

I think that this statue of Morihaus represents the rot at the heart of TES IV.

Because this is fundamentally NOT Morihaus. It is, because the game says it is, but… you’re telling me THIS is Morihaus the man-bull? Morihaus breath-of-Kyne? The father of all Minotaurs?

Oblivion was obsessed with doing shit like this. Dumbing down and simplifying and normalifying good and interesting lore. They did the same thing with Cyrod itself, and with Pelinal (who was VERY CLEARLY written to be the setting’s version of Achilles, but instead was depicted as a High Medieval crusader.)

Was it really too hard to give us a game that wasn’t solely based on Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings, Todd?

joyous, wonderful, serene, an incredible creature

strange, squiggity, too many legs, an awful beast

it’s crazy that people make fun of the right for engaging in conspiracy theories, then turn around and write shit like “the government is EVIL and trying to hurt YOU PERSONALLY with EVERYTHING THEY DO”

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

god I’m SO feral for this girl holy shit

new version of natalie’s mugshot!

people who call him Mark Antony should be shot I think. he doesn’t work at the fucking Greggs down the street!!! he was a consul of Rome!!!

if you must shorten Marcus Antonius, then at least latinize it a bit! Make it Marc Antony! It looks so much better!

Slumber Party

this is like. demonstrably false. tribal hunter-gatherer societies objectively had more leisure time than civilized ones. when our ancestors settled in the Fertile Crescent, they didn’t do so because it was easier.

the promise of civilization is food security. farming is objectively more work - but it’s certain that you will get food at the end.

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oh hey I saw you on Reddit lol

Prince of Morrowind

handsome prince lounging around... i had the lighting in mind since i started the picture but im not sure if i like how it came out. but he is so handsome

fun fact: in the first era the sixth house was known as the house of serving. serving cunt, that is.

putting the version without the lighting under the cut

bro is a cube

OMG ITS THE HIGHWAYMAN KHAJIIT