Shakespearean version of “two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cos theyre not gay”
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
reblog if you’re a slut for worm on a string
my confused child
i very much appreciate noah grossman. that’s all.
i’d like to introduce you guys to Sticky Note the clown. 1 like = a pat for Sticky Note, 1 reblog = a kiss for Him.
reblog for cute anxiety reducing spirits
definitely happened at some point in nanny McPhee
agent: hey colin how would you like to be in this movie?
colin firth: am i going to get wet again?
agent: what? no you don’t ha-
colin firth, already chest deep in a lake: fine, if you insist i’ll do it
NEW VIDEO: “It’s Time For a Career Change…” - after almost 11 years on YouTube… I decided it might be time to switch things up. Reblog for a follow!
Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you recieve this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖 (You don't have to do it :))
1) puppies
2) fresh notebooks
3) piano music
4) fanfiction (reader inserts)
5) Tom Holland
Thank you for this! Y’all keep sending me stuff
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I feel attacked
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delaware
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north carolina
arkansas
idaho
I dont think I can describe the fear this video gives me
so for some reason I just remembered that I was a huge Justin Bieber fan and had a realization that at some point I would have to remember that he is left handed and has a papillon named Sam
1 smosh
2 cats
3 sweets
4 tumblr friends
5 rain
@dark-eyed-harmothoe @charlesoberonn @cheshireelims @jonahsimms @jesuslover1901 @remus-lupin-is-my-type @sunshineandrainyflowers @fleamontpotter @smoshimagine @peppersaucee
Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you recieve this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖
Okey dokey1. Tom Hiddleston2. Marvel3. Cisco Ramon4. Animals5. (Family and friends etc. but that’s already a given…)
Okay and the last ten in my notifs are @legendarycoffeedeer @maryisaloser @howdoicomeupwithagoodusername @daysarethedreamsnightmares @natashaalianovnaromanoff-blog @wings-and-scales @lokiislowkeyhot @hemogoblin-s @winterz-children
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rb if you agree
Loose,
Footloose,
All of your feet are loose.
Feet,
Loose feet,
You’re going to lose your feet
damien haas reblog if you agree
love
I’m whet
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.
my magnum opus
thanks I hate it
You can smear ketchup all over your body and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop you. (source)
slowly approaching bear
god im so gay for her
Courtney freakin’ Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtBjqjv-JPY
Lin-Manuel Miranda singing Dear Theodosia at the Keep Families Together rally as a lullaby for the kids who were separated from their parents has me so emotional. We don’t deserve this man.
reblog to hex any and all men who have hurt you