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I just saw this today and…

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its Jesus’s fursona

Okay fully if I were hearing this story (LOTR) for the first time (rather than reading it for the first time haha) and a guy invited strangers into a blatantly Germanic-Old English hall and said to leave the weapons at the door (this at least is normal enough! Occasionally results in duels to the death w/e) and that these were “dark days” I would be fucking panicking. I’d be like “the lads are going to DIE they are going to be LOCKED IN and BURNED ALIVE. “Thatched with gold” ok man I know an IRON HOUSE MOTIF WHEN I SEE ONE. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. IS THERE A LADY IN THIS HALL, HUH JRR? IS SHE GONNA BURN THEM AND HERSELF ALIVE IN IT CANT FOOL ME, JRR. Can’t believe this is a red herring I am suffering. He did this to panic his medievalist friends I swear. This was a trap designed for CS Lewis’s personal anxiety.

Harry: Hey Neville, how are my kids doing at Hogwarts?

Neville: *flashbacks of James in detention for wandering the corridors after curfew, Albus in detention for being caught with his hand down Scorpius Malfoy's pants, Lily in detention for punching a boy who said girls are weak*

Neville: Haha, just peachy! No worries, Harry!

None of you can tell me this is not cannon

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lil shipwrecked/starkid qs

1. Talk about one of your favourite characters from starkid/tcb musicals

2. Thoughts on [a starkid member]

3. Starkid/tcb song that gives you chills

4. Starkid/tcb song that makes you cry

5. Starkid/tcb song that makes you happy

6. Choose between [two starkid/tcb shows] + why

7. Explain why your favourite starkid member is your favourite

8. A starkid/tcb video that makes you feel better

9. A starkid event you wish you attended

10. Favourite Paper & Slate candle

11. How did you discover Shipwrecked

13. Favourite MK’s bts video

14. Favourite Craftversations episode

15. Thoughts on [a cod episode]

16. Talk about one of your favourite characters from Shipwrecked productions

17. Thoughts on [a shipwrecked member]

18. Favourite shipwrecked video

19. A person you would like to see in a starkid musical

20. Write the first quote from choose our destiny that comes to your mind

Virgo, Ravenclaw, Falsettos

rb with your zodiac sign, hogwarts house, and favorite broadway musical

i’m curious to see

my confused child

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

a capitalist, a communist, and a monkey walk into a bar. the capitalist orders a whiskey and pays with his own cash. the communist orders a vodka and demands that the people around him pitch in.  the monkey doesn’t have any cash nor does it have the linguistic capabilities to ask for everyone around him to pitch in, and thus it goes home thirsty and a bit sad

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