so for some reason I just remembered that I was a huge Justin Bieber fan and had a realization that at some point I would have to remember that he is left handed and has a papillon named Sam
stacey’s dad ♪
is getting really sad ♪
Ginny writing in her diary: Harry Potter is so dreamy! He said hi to me this morning!
Tom: and then?
Ginny: he headed off to class.
Tom: and then?
Ginny: I went to class too.
Tom: and then?
Ginny: and then I saw him in the hall later, we waved.
Tom: and then?
Ginny: and then nothing, nothing else happened
Tom: annnddd then?
Ginny: NOTHING
Tom: and then?!
Ginny: no, no more and then!
Tom: and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then
Ginny: That's it! *shoves diary down toilet*
no more situations i've had enough
Luther: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed.
Reginald: That’s silly, Number 1. There’s no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats monkey boys, goodnight.
The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
“do you have a favourite cold open and, if so, tell mE WhY”
Scorpius: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Albus: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.
Scorpius: [voice shaking] They don't have any arms...
Princess Diana Giuseppe Ross
If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you