Latest Posts by hemogoblin-s - Page 2
Hey you mentioned me in a comment but I can't access it for some reason, anyway you can tell me what you said lol, I tried messaging you this and apparently that doesnt work for me either?
do you remember what post it was on? or what fandom it was about?
He who supplants, follower of Dionysus, muddy field, aka SHREK
it was Guillermo del Toro what do you expect?
pacific rim was really like "our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial" and i've never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel
reblog if you’ve seen a cow
when you see a dog across the street but you know that your therapist would be mad if you acted on impulse so you just stare at it wishing to touch it
What’s the story behind this screencap? Reblog with your #screencaptions and we’ll be sharing them as we venture through the Fold to the Shadow & Bone premiere day on April 23rd.
things that have happened at work today:
-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal
-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill
-i swept the same area 11 times.
-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice
-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands
-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings
-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup
-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.
-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
x
alternatively: *does way too much for my body to handle* i can do more
*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work
some orange man threw them at me
I hate your shoelaces
nobody:
not a soul:
my brain: i have decided today that i am going to sit here and force myself to think about all of the bad things that have ever happened to me
me: ok :)
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
so y'all are sleeping on Julie Molina and for what???? a little punk white boy who only wears half a shirt???
we are the daughters of the bajas you couldnt blast...
the clips!!! this makes me so happy!!!
This is everything.
is this hamilton
on all levels except physical I’m tenderly holding a chicken in my arms
The nose is a double barrel snotgun.
Princess Diana Giuseppe Ross
If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you
I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack
if i ever opened up to you i was joking
Hi everyone!
I have decided to give art a go again. i will be taking commissions for anyone interested. i will also include some of my previous works so you can see my style!
try to beat this
I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
stacey’s dad ♪
is getting really sad ♪
When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool!!)
I like that i can put myself in uncomfortable positions even when i don’t want to.
I like that i can be confident in clothes that i like despite caring what people think of me.
I like my taste in music and movies.
I like (love) my ability to make friends in any situation.
I like my artwork even tho i never show anyone.
Richie and Eddie look so cute in these couple pics 😩😩❤️💞💞💕👀👀👀❤️❤️
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i just finished 5555 and im numb. i want to cry but i can’t. this was amazing writing and im mad that it was so good
This is the type of stuff i love to see! This makes me so soft
richie tozier the legend
so, @eddiesbadbreak and @eddiekasp and I were in TEARS the other day over the idea of adult richie tozier being super connected and up to date with the high school kids and community so here we go :
-Richie goes to Dunkin Donuts every morning before work and gets his breakfast : black coffee and a cinnamon donut. He becomes friends with the employees there, and it gets to a point where his order his ready for him when he comes in every morning.
-“Here’s your coffee Mr. Tozier, your donut with be right out!”
-He tips HUGE and the kids literally argue over who gets to bring him his order.
-Sometimes he sits down and talks to the kids and they catch him up on what is going down at school
“Mr. Tozier, you won’t believe what happened yesterday at school.”
“Marcus, sit your ass down and tell me everything.”
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“So Benny is cheating on Grace with Ashley?”
“Yeah, but listen Mr. Tozier, the quaterback of the football team-”
“Jeffrey?”
“Yeah, Jeffrey and Benny have been hooking up too-”
“HOLY SHIT!!”
“I know!!!”
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“I haven’t seen Brenda lately, is she on vacation?”
“No Mr. Tozier she got fired last week.”
“Tell me everything Jared.”
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-Everyone calls him Mr. Tozier
-Every time Richie and Eddie go out, it feels like they hear “Yeah Mr. Tozier!!” then Eddie yells back, “We are MARRIED!!!”
-Whenever the kids see Eddie they ask about Richie
“Hey Mr. Tozier hows the other Mr. Tozier?”
“He’s doing fine, Emma.”
“Tell Mr. Tozier I said hi! Bye Mr. Tozier!”
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-Richie becomes the football announcer for all of the games and all of the kids love it because he over shares.
“And there goes Jacob Hudson! He’s coming in hot! This defense can’t seem to catch him! AaaaaaND TOUCHDOWN!!! What a great play, what a great kid, it’s truly a shame that his girlfriend is cheating on him, WHAT A NIGHT FOLKS!!!”
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“Alright everybody it is now time for our player spotlight for tonight’s game. Tonight we have the one, the only, Rrrrrodger Rrrrranks! And folks let me tell you this kid has been playing the game since he could hold a football. Lets pray he makes it to the big time because this kid can’t make a cup of coffee for his life folks! Sorry Rodg, you suck at the food game, but not this game! Aaaand THAT’S tonight’s spotlight folks.”
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-They sell tickets to the games solely because Richie is announcing.
-Eddie and Richie donate money to the school
-Richie chaperones at all of the school dances but he spikes the punch and ends up being the life of the party
-At the end of the school year, Richie throws a massive party at his big ass Beverly Hills mansion house.
-He picks four seniors and gets them to help him set up and plan the party. He lets them hire a DJ, make the guest list, and get the house ready.
-He fills the bottom of his pool with hundreds of red glow sticks
-He buys SO MUCH BOOZE and hires bartenders
-Eddie sets up a key jar and buys a bunch of condoms. He locks he & Richie’s bedroom but leaves the guest rooms open and leaves a bowl of condoms by the stairs.
-Richie calls the cab company and pays for them to be ready to drive kids home who have had too much to drink
-Richie gets super dressed up, he wears his red suit and yellow dress shoes and he slicks his hair back. He looks like a gameshow host
-All of the kids love his outfits and compliment him
-Richie gets hammered and stands of the roof, takes off his suit jacket and all the kids start yelling “TOZIER TOZIER TOZIER TOZIER” and he cannon-ball’s into the pool off the roof.
-Some of the girls get super drunk and try to flirt with him but Richie just laughs at them
-The next morning there are at least ten kids passed out somewhere in their house.
-Eddie goes around with a broom and pokes them awake then calls them a cab.
-Richie is super hungover
-Kids who couldn’t drive home stop by throughout the day to pick up their keys and their cars
-The Toziers are known as local legends
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Always