He Who Supplants, Follower Of Dionysus, Muddy Field, Aka SHREK

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

i hate when im horny so i open up porn okay seems reasonable, but then im on the main page and im like, eh. this is just people having sex.

Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you recieve this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖 (You don't have to do it :))

1) puppies

2) fresh notebooks

3) piano music

4) fanfiction (reader inserts)

5) Tom Holland 

Thank you for this! Y’all keep sending me stuff

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hahahaha… amateurs

Another example of the trackers TRACKER

Hey! Instead of supporting these rlly bad ppl who can bring harm to autistic people (will link proof below)! 

How about you buy autistic friendly clothes n stuff that can do u no harm from an actual autistic persons store @elsinore-snores !

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Proof of the gps on their FAQ

this does not have nearly enough notes

served 2 deployments in the thumb war. I can still hear the counting

umm harry wouldnt have the kids, and a lot of the things that happened wouldnt its called murphy’s law; but like in all honesty yeah it could work

You know if Albus and Scorpius had just Time Traveled back to Voldemort’s birth, they could’ve saved hundreds of lives. Like name one downside to killing baby Voldy. Potters live, the Fallen Fifty live, Harry isn’t an orphan, Teddy isn’t an orphan, no war, nothin.

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

im crying

Just think about Young Teddy Lupin finding Tonk’s old Hogwarts uniform and walking up to his gran with the robe on and she has just stares at him because although people say he looks like his father more, she sees more of her daughter in the young boy. 

Then the first day of Hogwarts comes and Teddy gets sorted into Hufflepuff and he can’t believe that he got sorted into his dream house no matter what other students say about it. He sends and owl to his gran straight away and a few day later he receives a letter and a package. The letter just says how proud his gran and Harry is of him and how she sent what he asked for. 

He opens the package to find his mum’s old uniform, robe, tie and scarf that his Gran kept all these years. He doesn’t mind that it’s faded a bit and it has a few pin holes in from Tonks keeping he badges on it for various bands. In fact, one of them is still there on the front and Teddy refuses to remove it.

 He changes into it instantly because wants to have something that always reminds him of the stories he heard about Tonks at school. He looks down and finds a single blue hair. He sends and owl to his gran and asks about the hair and she replies back about how Tonks had it for a short while because it was his grans favourite colour. 

Next time he visits his gran for the holidays she has a tear in her eye as teddy walks up in the uniform with short blue hair, just like his mother had years before him.

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