It Was Guillermo Del Toro What Do You Expect?

“Dudley and I were chanting ‘McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!’ and Uncle Vernon pulled in and ordered one black coffee for himself and left”

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair” - Harry to Voldy

Idea: Harry Potter but it’s narrated by John Mulaney.

“Harry kept all of his emotions in his chest. And one day he will die.”

no more situations i've had enough

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Things will get better, I've gone through the same feelings and things will get better

thank you! I really needed to hear this!! feel free to message me if you want!

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Delicious fun for the whole family! Or just one person!

nobody:

not a soul:

my brain: i have decided today that i am going to sit here and force myself to think about all of the bad things that have ever happened to me

me: ok :)