Alternatively: *does Way Too Much For My Body To Handle* I Can Do More

Luther: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed.

Reginald: That’s silly, Number 1. There’s no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats monkey boys, goodnight.

Young Arthur Weasley is to be Online

Arthur Weasley: “I’ve seen it in at least 3 muggle movies, MOVIES ARE LIKE OUR PICTURES BUT WITH SOUND!.”

“Like this shirt i’m wearing, odd but I love it.”

“give me a second.”

the only thing you shouldnt touch if its on the ground is butterflies, the oils on your hand can damage the protective layer on their wings!

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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so at my moms house (which i will be living in from summer until i graduate) there are these two boys.  One rides a skateboard and is very cute. and the other is who i assume is his best friend.  both of them have circled my street multiple times today and i keep making super awkward eye contact with Skateboard Boy.  I don’t know their names but I do know that we will be going to the same school next year and he has to live relatively close to be in walking distance of my house.  Anyways, i want to introduce myself but I'm super awkward and am really bad at talking to people so please help.  reblog so others can help as well.

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