Jackie: Name A Way To Be Nice To Someone

Sir-

Excuse me, sir-

Chase: at least I’ll die doing something I love

Jackie: and that is?

Chase: dying

Anti: yo chase you think I can get this egg into that cup without it cracking?

Chase: pfft, no

Anti throwing the egg at Henrik: guess you were right

Jackie: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Marvin: you’re strong

Anti: you’re weak.

Henrik: you’re an idiot

Chase, hiding under his bed: ...

Anti, looking for him with his knife:...

Anti: like a good neighbor-

Chase: State Farm is there!- shit!

Happy 2nd Birthday to

“We Had to Drink Each Other's Pee”

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

Merry chrisler

Merry crisis

Merry chrima

Henrik: there’s no such thing as a stupid question.

Jackie: what’s in mango salsa?

Henrik: I stand corrected

Jackie: you know that feeling you get to hit your siblings when they enter the room?

Anti, smacking Chase: Cain instinct