Henrik: There’s No Such Thing As A Stupid Question.

Anti: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before, are there rules?

Chase: what?

Anti: is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Henrik: Yesterday I overheard Chase saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Anti replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

Chase: you have to learn to love yourself

Jameson, signing: but don’t you hate yourself?

Chase: yeah but this is about you

Marvin after whispering with JBM for ten minutes: we have a plan.

Jameson Jackson: thank goodness.

JBM: it involves fire

Henrik: absolutely not.

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Jse egos as things my friends have said

Marvin: “I cant find my pencil.”

JBM: “Don’t worry, we’ll find it. Nothing can disappear that easily.”

Chase: “my will to live can.”

Schneep: “I have like forty ikea pencils in my backpack and like a hundred more at home.”

JJ: “how often do you go to ikea?”

S: “like every other week”

Marvin: “I will yeet you into oblivion, you reprehensible shrew.”

Anti: “I will use your heart as a margarita glass”

Schneep: I don’t think there’s a gen y, I think we absorbed them

Chase: how many weenuses do you have?

Marvin: two?

Chase: oh yeah? Well I got tWO KNEENUSSES!

*anti kicks Marvin in the back*

Marvin: “ow! You coulda paralized me!”

Anti: “well that’s life, you win some you lose some.”

Anti: If you had to choose between Chase and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Marvin: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Chase: Bro-

Anti: 63 cents.

Marvin: I'll take the money.

Chase: BRO-

unus annus really was the most special thing i’ve ever been a part of and i’m glad i got to experience it with all of you

Anti: have some holiday flair, man.

Chase: that’s not flair! That’s a knife!

Anti: ho ho homicide