Jackie: You Know That Feeling You Get To Hit Your Siblings When They Enter The Room?

Chase, showering peacefully, humming billie eilish:

Anti, pushing the shower curtain away: hey man- no stop screaming, it’s just me. We’re out of Cheetos, can you get some later?

Marvin after whispering with JBM for ten minutes: we have a plan.

Jameson Jackson: thank goodness.

JBM: it involves fire

Henrik: absolutely not.

JBM: I need you to do this one favor for me

Anti: I can’t, it goes against my moral compass

JBM: your moral compass is a FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

Jameson: chase, there’s an online trend I have a few questions about.

Chase: sure, what is it?

Jameson: it’s about losing a ‘game’? What does it mean?

Chase: GOD DAMMIT, I JUST LOST THE GAME

*chorus of groans through the ego household*

Happy Valentine’s Day my dudes :D

With today’s Unus Annus video about the casket, I’m almost 100% sure they’re going to bury the dummy they made

Henrik: Yesterday I overheard Chase saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Anti replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

911: what’s your emergency?

Chase: a monster broke into my house, please help

Anti: Chase we’ve been living together for three years

Chase, screaming: IT FOUND ME

Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!

*closes computer*

Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...

Anti: I hate you.

Jameson, signing: no you don’t

Anti, bitterly: no, I don’t.