Jameson, Signing: What Time Is It?

Anti: yo chase you think I can get this egg into that cup without it cracking?

Chase: pfft, no

Anti throwing the egg at Henrik: guess you were right

Marvin: don’t worry, he won’t trace it back to us.

Jameson, signing: are you kidding? Henrik always traces stuff back to us. He traces things to us that we didn’t even do!

Henrik, frantically looking through a first-aid kit: why did you fill it with Cheetos?!

Chase, bleeding out: I dunno, I thought it was funny at the time

Henrik: the egos are competent!

Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!

Anti, scurrying across the kitchen floor with his little raccoon hands at three am: WHERE is the appley juice

Marvin, fending him off with a flyswatter: JACKIE THE CREATURE IS BACK

Me: okay! I’ve finished my school work for the week! I’ve got a day off tomorrow! Nice!

*closes computer*

Me: ....I’d better check and see if I’ve got any more homework...

Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.

Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two

Chase: when I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?

Henrik: what

Chase: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Jackie: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when’ you get murdered?

Chase: love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper

Marvin, concerned and looking into Chase’s bottle: this is just vinegar

Marvin: I need some help dealing with a… problem. Do you have any suggestions?

Anti: Knife.

Marvin: …do you have any other suggestions?

Anti: Bigger knife.