Chase: Love Is Cheap.... But This Booze Is Cheaper

Jackie: you actually were telling the truth

Anti: I do that a lot yet people are always surprised

Chase: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare

JJ, signing: what? Scrabble’s so much fun!

Chase: not when you’re playing with Henrik it’s not. He puts words like ‘iridiums’ while I put ‘pig’

Marvin: what is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Jackie: existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

Anyone: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Anti: bold of you to assume I was held

Schneep: did you have to stab him?

Anti: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Schneep: what did he say?

Anti: ‘what are you going to do, stab me?’

Jack: to be completely fair, I did deserve it.

Chase: alright, let’s all just say sorry on the count of three.

Chase: one, two, three...

Henrik:...

Marvin:...

Chase: well now I’m just disappointed in all of us.

Jackie: Mufasa’s death made me cry again

Anti: it’s okay, he’s not a real horse it’s just a cartoon

Jackie: HORSE?

Anti: to be fair I’ve never seen it

Jackie: ITS CALLED ‘LION KING’???

The egos: Jameson is too babey to swear

Jameson, in his room carving pumpkins: shit to do, fucks to give

Chase: at least I’ll die doing something I love

Jackie: and that is?

Chase: dying

Henrik: why are your hands purple?!

Jackie: that’s a very good question...