Henrik, Frantically Looking Through A First-aid Kit: Why Did You Fill It With Cheetos?!

Anti: what’s that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Chase: those are children. It’s called a school.

Anti, eating a banana for the first time: this isn’t very good

Marvin, actually peeling his banana: well guess what, idiot-

Henrik: is that blood?

Jackieboy-man: no?

Henrik, panicking: that’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with a question!

My chsmas

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

Jackie, coming to in a hospital bed: what happened?

Henrik: you passed out from a fever. Do you remember anything?

Jackie: sorta? I remember the ambulance ride.

Henrik: that wasn’t an ambulance. We drove you here

Jackie: but there were sirens

Henrik: that was Chase

Jackie:

Chase, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apolagize for caring

Happy holidays to everyone who follows me, I hope everyone has a fantastic day.

-Gurt

WHOOO BAND CONCERT COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

IM SO HAPPY :D

Anyone: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Anti: bold of you to assume I was held

Chase: take me out.

Henrik: with a gun? Or like on a date?

Chase: surprise me.

Jackie: Why are you awake? It’s like… three am.

Marvin, drinking straight from the coffee pot: Time isn’t real, Jackie-boy. Get used to it