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Alternative Maribat
Batman takes Marinette to the watch tower for whatever reason. Second everyone sees her
Superman: Batman, step away. Good. Ok, who has the least tragic backstory, least dark life, but still has the power to protect her?
Aquaman: I do not know who that child is but I want to protect them and make sure there are only good things in her life.
Flash: Same, but I’m out. If I run her anywhere and am not careful…well bodies aren’t designed for that speed. Same with you as I’m pretty sure she can’t breathe underwater
Batman: She’s-
Superman: No. Not with your current dark knight routine.
Manhunter: I could help.
Superman: You sure, John?
Marinette: So you know I already have parents, I’m not a sidekick, still underage, and have class to get to. Batsy just sort of brought me for some reason I’m still not sure of
Batman: Because you are a new member of the Justice League and we protect our own.
Marinette: I’m struggling with keeping Paris safe let alone fighting everything you do.
Manhunter: I can learn French.
Marinette: I really didn’t ask for-
Green Lantern (passing her a ring): Here, in case you ever need some protection. I’ll get another
Wonderwoman: Batman once mentioned you were struggling with a liar. I will escort you home to expose them unless you would just like my lasso yourself.
Marinette: I really-
Batman: So we have decided. John you will join Marinette in Paris pretending to be her new teacher so you can protect her there. Wonder woman you will make sure all around her are good people. Superman you’ll find Hawkmoth and defeat him.
Marinette: I’m really really scared to ask but what will you be doing?
Batman: Hawkgirl is going to give your boyfriend a little visit while I talk to the other one about what happens if you get hurt.
Marinette: Wonder if Fluff will let me go back in time to avoid all this
Batman: We can also time travel so don’t do that
Marinette: Don’t you have a world to protect? Surely Joker is doing something or someone?
Batman (shrugs): Someone will take care of it. Think Constantine is down there? Green Arrow? Someone will deal with it.
@jaydickweek day 1: De-Aging/Age Reversal // Time Travel
Jason ends up in Gotham when he’s dead – post-funeral, pre-triumphant return – where no one knows who he is. Everything looks different from this perspective: Dick’s a fucking mess and not as experienced as Jason remembered. He fights with Bruce more than Jason does. And then there’s infant-Robin-Tim, who is very bad at pretending not to be connected to Dick Grayson, socialite, when Jason threatens to get a little rough.
(Also, holy shit, does Dick reflexively flirt with any authoritative morally ambiguous older man who gives him a real challenge? Did Jason know that? Does Dick know that?)
Well, his family still drives him nuts. That’s the same.
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
What if
What if Sabine wore her hair in pigtails to tease her daughter one day.
She decided to wear red as well.
Imagine people starting to think she’s ladybug because of this.
They’re pretty stupid so I can see them actually beleaving it
No one realizes that she’s still at the store even when ladybug is running around.
Trans women are real women and this blog respects that
Good Lila AU
So, there’s not enough good Lila AUs so I bring you this
Lila and Marinette have known each other for a long time, ever since Gina took Mari to Italy one year. They meet around 8 years old and just hit it off
Gina is a good friend of rhe Rossi’s, and she heard that they have a daughter her granddaughter’s age! What better way to help Marinette get some friends?
Eleanora Rossi knew that Lila didn’t have many friends, so meeting Marinette was a good thing.
When Lila and Marinette meet for the first time, Lila is unregretably smitten. The two girls find out they have a lot in common really, the biggest one being fashion. While Lila has always wanted to be a model, Marinette aspired to be a designer.
They made a pact on it, Marinette was going to make her own brand and Lila was to be her model.
Other than that, whenever Lila lies it’s really because she is a pathological liar. She can’t help it, it’s like water to her. She’s trying to get better, Marinette helps her a lot in that regards.
Mari hates liars though, but because of Lila she tones down that behavior.
She and Lila talk a lot through Skype, whenever they get home they immediately go onto a video chat with their best friend. They also text a lot, since they’re in two different countries.
They only see each other in the summer so video chat and texts are more common.
When Origins comes around, Lila was on Skype with Marinette so she got to see everything. She can’t see Tikki though since she doesn’t show up on any sort of video.
So Marinette is panicky because her best friend can’t see this bug and it’s like, Lila??? Help???
So to prove that this was all real, Marinette transformed into ladybug. Much to Lila’s awe and scream.
“MARIBELLA YOU’RE A MAGICAL GIRL! MY BEST FRIEND’S A MAGICAL GIRL!”
Because Lila definitely has watched stuff like Sailor Moon and Madoka Magica.
Chameleon and Volpina go a bit differently, one of the major differences is that Lila does not go out of her way to help a terrorist. During Volpina Marinette gently called her out as Marinette in front of Adrien. She doesn’t know why Adrien brought the miraculous book but Lila couldn’t help but be Fascinated with the idea of The Fox Miraculous. Maybe instead of lying/buying a miraculous inspired necklace she makes a one off comment about her grandmother used to being volpina. She feels so guilty about it when Adrien sees this side of her, Marinette taking her hand reassuringly was a bit helping
But Hawkmoth decided to use her guilt and horrible feeling against her. He turns her into Volpina. Marinette feels really horrible that she has to fight her best friend
Chameleon is really a different story. First off, a lot of the same things happen but the only difference is that Lila doesn’t make them switch seats around. It was all Alya’s idea because lila said one time when it was her first day she has tinnitus.
Marinette is hurt that they would put her in the back like that, but she never blames Lila. They talk in the bathroom with a lot of hugging. Both feeling a bit hurt that they’re pushed a lot away from each other, Marinette is Lila’s lying impulse control. Without her, she can’t stop the lying.
Marinette attracts an akuma, but Lila seeing this snatches it out of the air to protect Marinette.
The second fight between Marinette and Lila end up in a cuddle party with ice cream and movies.
One of Lila’s lies are true though, she’s best friends with Ladybug. And she will never betray her friend
Also eventually Lila is gifted the Fox Miraculous so Volpina becomes real.
harry, you have your mother’s sass.
Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika
Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.
The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.
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Paris meet Selina Kyle
<Prevoius Masterpost Next>
Happy Holidays! Here’s a little present for you guys!
Selina
• Selina heard about a purrfect opportunity
• The Louvre has a new ancient Egypt exhibit focused on cats
• Supposedly one of the pieces was worth 5 million alone!
• She got in without a problem only to discover another cat was already there
• oh my god he was so freaking adorable with his little cat ears and tail!
• Was he a meta? Maybe, but he definitely had powers
• But the poor thing is just there
• Sleeping
• he should be with his family!
• So forget the loot she's stealing something way more valuable
• A son!
• And she did she stole him
• She did of digging and apparently her little kitten is a hero
• A hero who uses cat puns!!! Just like her!
• And he is skilled
• but he can be better!
Adrien
•When Adrien wakes up he's confused
• He fell asleep at the museum where is he?
• did he get arrested? Or should he say Agrested
• Then Selina comes in and introduces herself and he starts fangirling
• After all where do you think he got the idea of cat puns from?
• Cue Ladybug bursting in
• She's screaming about who dares to kidnap her sunshine kitty
• And then she sees Selina and just stares at her before fangirling about her fashion sense
• Apparently Selina's like the only villain, vigilante, or rouge in Gotham with any fashion sense
• And then LB ask Cat freaking Woman if she would like to adopt them
• Adrien is done
• Selina would make a good miraculous holder maybe the tiger?
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As always feel free to use all ideas just make sure to give me the link if you write something based on this! I take request!
Yep or at least in America
Shaggy and Scooby would have the bakery sell out in less than an hour Daphne is a fan of Mari's work
They would have the bakery sell out 5 minutes after entering it and Daphne commissions Mari for a ton of outfits thst fill up Mari's schedule and the outfits aren't needed up till a year or two.
Send Me Asks
Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out
These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.
This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.
The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.
The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.
Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.
Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.
These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.
Stay safe.
I’m not saying I have an issue with Marinette being adopted by a DC character...
I’m just saying I think it would be a fun twist and perhaps healthier for all involved to see what would happen if she was the one doing the adopting.
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Marinette: Wait…you’re saying you died how many times now?
Dick: Just the once…twice? No wait…I think that was just before the retcon…do alternate realities count?
Marinette: (Eye twitching)
Dick: I’m fine! Really!
(Ten seconds later)
(Dick is now rolled up in a blanket burrito and having mother hen-Mari feeding him hot chocolate and pastries.)
Dick: …this is nice, actually…
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Jason: So this is my mom now, apparently.
Marinette: Hi!
Roy: But…isn’t she younger than you?
Jason: She chased me down to the middle of a gang fight to make sure I had a coat and extra armor. She’s mom.
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Tim: You did WHAT?
Marinette: I took your stash. All of them. You’re now on a coffee ban.
Tim: WHY?!
Marinette: Because you’ve been awake for 3 days straight and it’s not healthy!
Tim: You—you can’t just BAN me from coffee!
Marinette: WATCH ME.
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Marinette: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Damien: You’re not my mother! You can’t tell me what to do!
Marinette: (GLARE O DOOM)
(Ten seconds later)
Damien: (Now in his room, hiding in his bed) The League did not prepare me for this…
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Bruce: (Fishing for another Wayne kid) How do you feel about adoption?
Marinette: It’s great! I have four sons now!
Bruce: …What?
(Five minutes later)
Bruce: (Now wearing a hand-made sweater) ….wait, what just happened?
Alfred: You now have family in Paris, sir. And they are expecting you to come for dinner this weekend.
So, originally a theme song was pitched for Miraculous Ladybug by Andy Marsh called “Here Comes Ladybug” and… holy shit.
Now I’m not saying we were robbed, buuut…
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
I love how Damian’s about to murder Mari and she says “Fuck Santa” and then all of a sudden he’s up in arms to brutally murder whoever hurt his sister
I need more of this adorable sibling dynamic in my life please!
Marinette Vs Santa
A quick Christmas drabble.
How did Marinette find out she was adopted? Well… her little half-brother tried to kill her.
Also, that’s how she found out her biological dad was Batman. Because… why not. As if her life wasn’t weird enough already.
And to think Marinette had been secretly writing Santa every year since she was three to like nine asking for a sibling of her own. She didn’t think it would ever happen
Then one day, on a cold December night, as Ladybug ran across rooftops to see as many of the Christmas decorations as possible. Suddenly every instinct she had told her to duck. And she did just narrowly avoided a sword to the throat.
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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
That train scene where peters mask is gone and the group of people pull him into the train and they realize how young he is
And then ready to throw hands with the bad guy (I think doc oc?)
Imagine if that happened in ml
Ladybug thrown into a crowd and ends up detransforming
The akuma rushes over to the crowd and looks around but this one lady is holding marinette close and the akuma demands for ladybug but they point in a different direction saying she ran off that way.
A whole group of adults just protecting this fucking child.
They don’t recognize her.
Some do when they make their way to the bakery and see the sweet girl. A bakers daughter. A middle school child being forced into this roll.
The adults take calming classes. They refuse to get akumatized.
They won’t ever let that man find out who ladybug is.
Anytime they need pasties or stuff for an event they go to the bakery. They contribute to the business whej they can.
They help as much as they can.
They find out through the parents the girl has her website. They start making commissions.
Maybe one of them was a cop. He hears from the parents about the bullying and issues with the school.
Maybe brings it up to the station and even confronts the school board
Stupid idea but...
Alfred is Adrien. AU where everything occurred way earlier, Adrien left for London where he changed his name and Marinette stayed in Paris. Alfred did all he does in the comic as he wanted to remove the stain of his father’s name. He becomes a butler mostly because he knows it would have pissed off his father. He never expected to become Bruce Wayne’s guardian or to love him as a son.
He is very much: of course I raised a bloody hero about Batman but never says anything to Bruce about his past, wanting to let sleeping dogs lie. At least until Marinette shows up one day, deciding she doesn’t want them to be Fu and Marianne. Now the BatFam has a grandma. And she will kick your ass.
Ladybug: A Young Avenger
Hey Everyone, I got prompt for a civil war ML crossover fic but I was really into Team Iron Man on Ao3 for longest of times and, after endgame, I kind of need some team fluff. So I tweaked the prompt. It’s still team Iron man; just… not the way you’d expect. (Also did anyone know else know that Penny’s last name was Rolling?)
It took Tony Stark all of five minutes to figure out Ladybug’s identity.
“Jarvis, buddy?” Tony called out.
“Yes, sir?”
“What’s up with teenagers and being bug-themed heroes wearing inappropriate costumes?”
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How would the entire Batfamily react if Jason won the presidential election?
They would be 100% supportive of him and help in any way they can
Dick would be his VP, making Kory also the Second Lady
Bruce would distance himself from Jason in public to avoid potential conflict of interest and rumors and stuff because of Wayne Industries. But he supports things like taxing the rich and universal healthcare
Tim is appointed head of the FBI
Damian would be the cute kid brother for the public eye that gains Jason popularity
Roy is First Gentleman and they have shared custody of Lian
Stephanie is Secretary of State and Cass takes care of the press in her own unique way. Duke would become head of the defense department as well as give the law enforcement institute the remodeling it so desperately needs
Alfred writes all of Jason’s speeches, because we don’t need another president cursing and saying regrettable things on national television
Right. Here is it everything you ever wanted to know about fashion cuts, trends, style, all in one post.
Every example of a trend that existed is list in the above post. So get to know your styles, perfect your image and enjoy mixing trends and different eras together. 😍👌👌
No, Bruce! You can’t Adopt her.
This isn’t salt, Cupcake. But I’m going to do a quick drabble of this anyway because it’s an awesome idea.
The suit was a deep dark red. Darker than it used to be from what they had seen saw from the previous news reports reviewed. Her mask was black. Her eyes a startling blue and her hair a shade just touch short of being as dark as night. The girl looked to be no older than thirteen or fourteen.
Somehow she had shown up on the scene just before any of the batfamily could and immediately solve the riddles, freed the innocent civilization, dismantle the bomb with rubber duck and a hair pin, dodged the trap, and was now fighting off the Riddler and his men.
And as they watched her kick the Riddler in the face and then yo-yo away, only to spin around and do it a second time, all the batkids knew they’d have to step in.
“You can’t adopt her, B-Man,” The Redhood pinched his nose.
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Marinette’s Week Off
This is a one-shot. Sorry, I kind of forgot Adrien.
One week. Just one week. Marinette took one week off a year. One week where she didn’t work herself to death as Marinette. Or nearly get herself killed as Ladybug. One week where she didn’t do any favors, any designs, didn’t work in the bakery, didn’t save anyone. A week to relax. A week to meditate. A week to destress and just take care of herself. Just one week every year. To prepare for it she sent reminders to all her friends and family. She posted a flyer on the class bulletin board. Marinette finished all her commission and school work in advance.
She made Fu aware that Ladybug wouldn’t be active, told Chat Noir that Queen Bee would be his partner while she was gone. Marinette always made sure everyone was prepared for her absence. And made it clear that she would be unavailable. No matter what. She didn’t care if the world was ending.
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