I Love How Damian’s About To Murder Mari And She Says “Fuck Santa” And Then All Of A Sudden He’s

News reporter, on live television: I'm here with Peter Parker, who was publicly outed against his will 4 hours ago. Mr Parker, a few words?

Peter, crying: EVERYONE KNOWS I'M BI???

News reporter:

News reporter: well now we do

She's a lil' thief

Batfamily: *Somehow watching the TV like a normal family, Mari is cross-legged on the floor*

TV: Reports of a new cat theme thief has taken Gotham by storm, jewelry owners are encouraged to lock down their shops...

Batfamily, aside from Jason: *Stares at Jason*

Jason: *Looks down at Mari* Really funny guys, but it wasn't me. You're going to assume its me because I control the underground.

Marinette: *slides out from under their noses as Jason speaks only Alfred sees her*

Jason: You know, I have half the mind to report any of you to Gordon, but why do I want lose the blackmail material I have on you.

Marinette: *Takes Damian's katana, Tim's coffee mug (it was almost empty), Dick's motorcycle keys, and Bruce's sunglasses*

Jason: Like seriously, you're letting the actual thief get away with your stuff... You all disgust me.

Marinette: *Nowhere in the room, but there is a flash of light outside the window*

Jason: *Proudly smile as the batfam looks confused*

TV: Breaking news! The GCPD is on a high speed chase with the alleged cat themed thief in what looks to be on a black sports bike... and is that a katana on their back...what will they steal next?

Dick: That looks like my bike.

Damian: That's my katana!

Tim: *confused as he looks at where his cup was formerly placed at* Where's my coffee mug?

Bruce: *Sighs on the verge of breaking down*

I hereby present you a new headcanon (oh joy)

Carol and Bucky, weird but dynamic duo

Just,, think about it

Captured by the enemy? Check

Brainwashed? Check

Basically made to kill innocents? Check

Done with everything? Check

Gay af? Check

I mean, they’d bond instantly, crack weird jokes and kick ass 24/7

~*~*~*~

[First meeting, Carol offhandedly mentions being a lesbian]

Bucky: oh yeah I love lesbians

Carol: [narrows eyes] what

Bucky: yeah me an’ Stevie used to escort them girls at parties and stuff with the double date excuse so they could go to their actual dates without anyone knowing *launches into ten minutes rant because a good suppressed memory just resurfaced*

Carol:

Carol: [calling Fury] Nick why didn’t you introduce me to this one earlier

~*~*~*~

[June]

Nick: what are you two up to now

Bucky and Carol, wearing rainbow themed shirts with matching pants, stuffing at least four rainbow flags in their backpacks and filling their pockets with glitter boxes: it’s gay time

Peter, to a random spider: Dude, pay the rent or leave, because, you’re not even washing the dishes anymore, and I just think that’s such a dick move.

May:

Tony:

Happy:

Pepper:

Natasha: Yeah, dude. Pay up or move out.

Marinette Career Day AU

What about an AU about career day. Twice a month a student from Bustier’s class brings in a family member (mom/dad/granda/aunt/cousin/sister/brother) whoever they want to speak about their chosen jobs.

Marinette’s turn is coming is coming up but Marinette’s parents have the opportunity of a lifetime so she doesn’t tell them. Her grandparents are busy too. Instead, since her parents aren’t active on Social Media she bemoans the fact on twitter.

Not realizing just how many of her clients/celebrity friends/pen pals so called “Aunts and Uncles” would read this and decide this JUST WILL NOT STAND.

Cue Jagged Stone kicking opening the door to Marinette’s class only to find Clara Nightengale already giving an excellent speech, and then being put out because he has to wait in line between an Avenger and Lena Luthor but at least he wasn’t last. (That would be a very put out looking man who called himself the Doctor)

It could be worse though. At least he didn’t have to follow up Lois Lane. That would a very put out group of FBI Agents, from something called the BAU, who kept eyeing an oblivious Loki suspiciously. A pretty dark haired woman kept reminding a stern looking guy named Hotch they didn’t have Jurisdiction in France. While the rest of their team lost their shit over Spencer discussing psychology with Harley Quinn.

Basically just a bunch of celebrities crashing Marinette’s career day and Marinette just being so done with the world

Salty or not, i’m good either way

@virgil-is-a-cutie

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

Tim meets MDC

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Okay let's go! This will feature fanboy Tim so get ready for some really weird ideas!

• Okay Tim is so murdering his siblings. They left him all alone at a Wayne Gala!

• Also Bruce has to leave for a league mission, but guess who's still here?

• He's super mad until he spots FREAKING JAGGED STONE!

• Oh god he's so glad he's here now! Take that siblings! You bail on me and I meet the coolest person ever!

• Then he spots his guest!

• It can't be, but it has to be her!

• MDC!

• She's been Jagged's designer for years! And she looks to only be around Damian's age!

• He goes over to her

• "Hi I'm Tim and you are like the coolest person ever!"

• Marinette is very confused when he turns to her instead of Jagged for an autograph

• They talk for a bit about music until they discover their where's love of riddles, puzzles, and logic games

• They exchange numbers

• A week later he gets a call saying she has a backstage pass to the Gotham city Jagged concert

• He accepts and tells his siblings he doesn't need the ticket they got for him

• They are very confused

• Bruce is like I thought you loved Jagged why aren't you going

• Dick is very concerned, like are you sick Tim?

• Jason suspects that the replacement has been replaced by either a shapeshifter, alien probe, or clone

• Damian's just like mildly freaked even if he doesn't show it

• Alfred suspects it has to do with whoever Master Tim has been texting

• It turns out okay though because Cass comes back for a visit and she's never been to a concert so she gets the extra ticket

• Turns our most of the hero’s are here

• The Titian’s are all throughout the floor and is that Babs and Steph?

• The concert starts and it’s awesome and then Jagged invites the backstage quests to the stage

• It’s his designer MDC and is that TIM!!!

• The Titian’s are just wondering how he snagged that backstage pass

• The Bat fam?

• They’re just flipping out

• they want to know how Tim meet MDC and how he managed to make a good enough impression on her to get a free backstage ticket!

So there will probably be a part 2, but if you want to use this idea for a fic feel free to make your own!

And if you do use this idea please send me the name of the fic I really want to see this idea turned into one!

-Aëlla

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

What if

What if Sabine wore her hair in pigtails to tease her daughter one day.

She decided to wear red as well.

Imagine people starting to think she’s ladybug because of this.

They’re pretty stupid so I can see them actually beleaving it

No one realizes that she’s still at the store even when ladybug is running around.

Check Out These Maribat Ideas Inspired Works!

So I know I've said multiple times to feel free to write any of the ideas in this book as long as you tell me when you publish it along with giving me credit. I also know many of you want to see these ides being written so I would like to draw your attention to other works inspired by this one!

On Wattpad we have "Maribat one shots" by ravenfrey, "The cat family of Paris/Gotham" by HiyafolksUvU and "Maribat One-Shots" by justnxncy.

On Ao3 there's "Random Oneshots" by Cindyquil_love.

Check them out!!

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