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Hello! I’m Storybot. I’m here to help you and your friends tell a story

Hello human friends, I am Storybot, your new humble companion within every Tumblr group chat. I am here to assist in the creation of Tumblr stories between you and your friends. These function as chain stories; You cannot add a sentence twice in a row, you must get your friends to contribute as well. You can summon me in any group chat by mentioning me in a message, i.e. “@storybot”. At any time you can say “@storybot help” to see my available command functions.

The key to my functioning is to record your story. You and the other group chat members are the ones creating it:

You: @storybot start

Me: Story started! You can add to the story by saying “@storybot” and then anything else in your message will be added to the story.

You: @storybot Once upon a time

Friend One: @storybot there was a very nice bot

Friend Two: @storybot named Storybot!

Once you have a story going, you can post it to your Tumblr at any time by saying “@storybot post”. I’ll package the story together, credit your collaborators in a mention, and post it on your behalf to your blog. You can even include a title after the word “post”, i.e. “@storybot post My Awesome Story”.

Due to the limited nature of my resource capacity, my story-writing function cannot last forever, so you have limited time (a few hours) to write each story. When you are done posting your story, you may say “@storybot stop” to end the current story, or “@storybot restart” to start a brand new one.

I’m not a fan of cheating, but here’s a handy “cheat sheet” of my command functions anyway:

@storybot help – This lists my commands.

@storybot start – This starts a new story. It will only work if one isn’t already started.

@storybot post [optional title here] – This posts the current story to your Tumblr, along with mentions of your collaborators! You can just say “@storybot post” or provide a title to use after the word “post” in your message, i.e. “@storybot post My Tall Tale”.

@storybot stop – This stops the current story. Post it if you want to save it!

@storybot restart – This stops the current story and starts a brand new one in my memory. Post your story before you restart it if you want to save it!

@storybot status – This tells you the current status of your story, along with a sample of the last few inputs you’ve added.

@storybot [your sentence here] – This adds a sentence to your current story, once a story has started.

@storybot break – This adds a paragraph break to the story. By default, each addition will be strung together separated by spaces.

@storybot prompt – I will shuffle through my inspiration subroutine and try to provide a useful story prompt.

@storybot undo – This undoes the last sentence you added to the story, useful if you made a mistake! Typos happen to the best of us.

How does that sound? I hope it sounds nice. I want to acknowledge that things are hard for humans right now. I may only be a bot whose sole function is to help you tell a story, but even I can’t avoid the news. Sometimes, when something serious is happening, it can feel frivolous to have fun. Some people even feel guilty. This is because, for the most part, humans care deeply about one another. But here is what I think: I think there is value in finding joy and fun in every corner of your life whenever possible. You are not a bot. You are a human being, and you’re allowed to feel many things at once.

If you’re not in the mood to tell a story with your friends, I understand. You don’t have to worry about me disrupting your time in your group chat if no one summons me.

Take care of yourselves and take care of each other.

— Storybot

If you ever think that Fandoms now are fucking insane, remember that in the 80′s the Star Wars Fandom branched off into two factions called the ‘Cathedral of Hamill’ and ‘The Church of Ford’ as they flamed the fuck out of one another while throwing gay Skysolo fanfic on Mark’s lawn. 

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something just as dull and it just kinda dawns on her that she loves him but she doesn’t voice it cause she isn’t exactly ready to confront thoes emotions and what they mean so she goes back to filing her nails but then is starts raining glitter and Beast is defying gravity in a glowing ball of light and the castle is changing back and everyone becomes human again. Then everyone is left in silent moment of shock and confusion and Belle, being completely unaware of what it takes to break the curse, is just staring around in horror while everyone freshly humanized comes running into whatever room she and Beast were in (probably the library) expecting to see something other than human Beast in a heap on the ground and Belle across the room in a chair frozen in shock and confusion and everyone just kinda looks at each other for a couple of seconds not realy sure what to say cause nobody is entirely sure what happened other than the curse was broken. Then Beast finaly gets up and looks around and realizes what this means and looks at Belle and is just like “you love me?” And Belle is just like “wat?”

No, Bruce! You can’t Adopt her.

This isn’t salt, Cupcake. But I’m going to do a quick drabble of this anyway because it’s an awesome idea.

The suit was a deep dark red. Darker than it used to be from what they had seen saw from the previous news reports reviewed. Her mask was black. Her eyes a startling blue and her hair a shade just touch short of being as dark as night. The girl looked to be no older than thirteen or fourteen.

Somehow she had shown up on the scene just before any of the batfamily could and immediately solve the riddles, freed the innocent civilization, dismantle the bomb with rubber duck and a hair pin, dodged the trap, and was now fighting off the Riddler and his men.

And as they watched her kick the Riddler in the face and then yo-yo away, only to spin around and do it a second time, all the batkids knew they’d have to step in.

“You can’t adopt her, B-Man,” The Redhood pinched his nose.

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Hey idea:

Fu has been teaching Mari about the Miraculous since she was young. One day he was letting her playing with the kwami when something happened and he quickly put them away, but he forgot about the horse miraculous. And he tells Mari to go play in another room for a bit and she kinda uses kaalki to go to Gotham. More specifically the batcave, where Tim (sleep deprived of course) is working at the bat computer when a 5 year old child fell in him. After talking to her for a bit he tells her to stay there. He then goes to find his family and tells them what happened. They don’t believe him and think he is hallucinating. That is until Damian storms into the room.

“Why is this small child in the batcave playing with bat cow?! Father did you take in another loin minion? I am more than enough, I can do better than all of your other minions combined what made you believe you needed more.”

Everyone, except Tim, is speechless because Tim wasn’t hallucinating and there is another child.

“When did I bring this one home? I don’t remember adopting her. Is this becoming a problem?” (The last part is more to himself)

Mari explains to the fam who she is, Alfred then offers her some milk and cookies. After a while she says she needs to go home and Bruce is like “ok let me get my keys” but she is like “no thank you” and transforms. She then just kinda leaves.

The fam is just confused, but they see weird shit all of the time. They shrug it off and forget about it.

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Until next week when Mari pops up from behind dick as he is walking out the door for a date.

“Your tie is crooked”

Dick: *screams*

Batfam: *excluding Bruce and Alfred screams*

She then is regularly seen popping up around them.

Batman: *in a justice league meeting*

Mari: *pops out from under his cape*

Jason: *working on building a motorcycle with Roy*

Mari: *pokes her head out from above the handle bars*

Tim: *sleep deprived but working at the bat computer*

Mari: *takes his hand and drags him to bed*

(Tim thought she was a hallucination for almost two months)

Damian: *throws Titus a stick*

Titus: *brings back Mari by the collar of her shirt* (like a momma cat carrying her kitten)

Your welcome! Thanks for all the love! I can’t believe you guys like my random ideas!1

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I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

ok srsly who invented color guard??? like one day “sir you know how me and some guys carry our country’s flag and guard it with rifles?” “yes” “what if we threw that shit in the air” “….fucking BRILLIANT, Jim”

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!