Paris Meet Selina Kyle

Pics or It Didn’t Happen

Mild salt and slight hints of Maribat, but mostly crack. 

I did get some ideas from @unmaskedagain‘s blog. 

Their ml salt and/or crack fics sustain me. 

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One of the greatest things that happened to Marinette was when her classmates decided to tear her sketchbook.

It was a Monday morning and she had made it to school on time for once and was waiting outside for Chloe with Moriah.

Moriah was an exchange student from America that her family was hosting with dark brown hair with magenta highlights, glasses, freckles, and big color changing eyes that were usually blue-green, who had arrived last year.

While she had her moments, Moriah was no idiot. She easily saw through Lila’s tall-tales and pointed them out. This quickly isolated her from the rest of the class except for Chloe and Marinette, who welcomed the girls with open arms. 

(She also was able to figure out that Marinette was Ladybug rather quickly given that the girls had to share a room)

It was now their third and final year, which meant a class trip. 

To be completely honest, the last thing the three girls wanted to do was go on a trip with their class. The only friend they had was Nathaniel, but he got an internship with Marc at DC Comics (courtesy of MDC) that was taking place exactly during the class trip. But Marinette was the class president and had to organize it, and if she had to organize the whole thing then she was going to enjoy the fruits of her labor. And Chole and Moriah weren’t going to let her suffer alone. 

The girls arrived together and walked with Marinette to the classroom door. They opened it to see Alya standing in front of Miss Bustier’s desk, talking with the woman.

Time practically froze as the girls saw Marinette’s notebook in Alya’s hands. One half of it in her right and the other in her left with a few sketches littering the ground.

There was a beat of silence before Moriah glared at her classmates, opening her mouth to speak. 

“What the hell?!” She cussed, her glaring eyes darting from one face to another, demanding an explanation.

Alya spoke up.

“We’re sick of you all bullying Lila! Especially you, Marinette! We don’t want you all on our trip and we don’t want Marinette as the class president anymore!”

The class all let out shouts of agreement. Adrien sat in his seat with his head down, avoiding anyone’s eyes. It was obvious he felt guilty about what was happening, but it was also obvious he wasn’t going to say anything.

Marinette couldn’t process what was happening because her attention was wholly on the destroyed book in Alya’s hands. Marinette had several sketchbooks, she filled them out rather fast, but that specific sketchbook was one filled with the design ideas she had for Jagged Stone’s tour that was happening this summer. 

Marinette felt the world around her spiralling. She felt dizzy. Distantly she could hear people calling her name, but couldn’t comprehend it. 

She felt sick. 

She was going to be sick!

That was the last thing she remembered before running home, people calling her name as she left the school.

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One redeeming quality about Moriah is that she is very loyal. Especially to her friends. She usually stays out of drama and fights unless her friends are getting hurt, which she has zero tolerance for. 

She’s gotten in fights for her friends, and she’ll fight again. Which is what she did.

One sock in the nose for Alya before scrambling to gather Marinette’s sketchbook and pictures and running out with Chloe at her heels. 

They ran all the way to the Dupan-Cheng bakery. They walked in and Tom and Sabine looked at them before glancing upstairs with sad looks. Both girls knew immediately what they meant. They went upstairs to see Marinette doing breathing exercises, trying to keep from crying or even being sad at all. Tikki was patting her wielder’s leg. 

Both girls stepped forward and joined Tikki in consoling the French-Asian girl. Trixx and Pollen came out of their hiding places and joined in the pity party. 

Because of Alya’s untrustworthiness, she would never be given the fox miraculous again. 

Originally, Marinette planned to give the miraculous to Moriah, but she wanted Chloe to wield a miraculous as well and she couldn’t be given the bee miraculous since her identity was known. So, Chloe now wielded the fox miraculous, the hero known as Vixen, and Marinette gave Moriah the bee miraculous, who became Yellow Jacket. 

Chloe decided that the best thing for them to do was go to her father’s hotel and have a girls night, which is precisely what they did. What Marinette didn’t know was that there was a double meaning behind it. 

The girls and their kwamis spent the night eating junk food and watching chick-flicks like Legally Blonde and Mean Girls.

It was after midnight and Marinette was passed out. Chloe and Moriah exchanged looks before getting to work. Bees are busy workers.

They took pictures of Marinette’s damaged property and screen shots of the texts that the class had sent to Marinette, most of which encuriged the girl to comitte suicide, and emailed Penny and Jagged Stone. 

In the email, they told the pair everything that had happened and has been happening and even sent a link of the LadyBlog which was filled with Lila’s tall-tales. 

Needless to say, both were less than pleased with what they saw. Jagged wanted to take legal action, but Moriah cut in before he could.

“I agree with you Jagged, but what Marinette needs is a break. She needs a vacation from her class and Paris in general.” 

Chloe nodded in agreement.

Jagged brought a hand to his chin in thought. The girls had a point, but what to do? 

~~~

It was Penny’s idea. 

Lila had been chosen as the new class president.

To her credit, she did do a decent job, this wasn’t the first time she stole the job from a student, and under her reign, the class raised enough money to go to Disneyland Paris.

Marinette, Chloe, and Moriah were all obviously excluded from attending, but they didn’t care. 

The class attended the trip in June. Their social media and camera rolls filled with pictures, because pics or it didn’t happen.

It wasn’t till after the trip that they found out what happened with the girls. It was Alix who found out first. In the class group chat, save the three ‘bullies,’ Alix texted: “OMG, look at this!”

Underneath was a picture of the three girls at the airport with Jagged Stone, Penny, and Fang. The three were posing like Charlie’s Angels, wearing huge grins, with the caption: “Touring with Jagged Stone All Summer!!”

Penny was a genius. 

Lila looked at her phone in horror. This couldn’t be happening.

Oh, my dear liar, but it is!

The first stop was Gotham. Jagged was performing at a Gala hosted by Bruce Wayne, which the girls would be attending. But first, they got a tour of Wayne industries. 

The first picture in Gotham was taken by Moriah at Wayne industries. She was looking at the phone camera like she was on the Office while very clearly behind her you could see Marinette talking with Damian Wayne, the youngest Wayne son, and Chloe talking with a boy named Jonathan ‘Jon’ Kent, son of famous reporters Lois Lane-Kent and Clark Kent. Alya nearly snapped her phone in half when she recognized the boy. The pairs were obviously flirting. The picture’s captain read: ”First Day in Gotham and I’m already a fifth wheel.”

The next two pictures taken were a surprise to everyone. 

They were taken by Chloe in the late night streets of Gotham. The first one was a picture of Marinette sitting on the driver’s seat of the batmobile looking like all her dreams had come true while Batman stood beside her, arms crossed, looking rather stern.

The second picture was Moriah holding two pistols with starry eyes with Red Hood standing beside her, explaining to her how to shoot them, with an alarmed Marinette and Nightwing running towards them in the background. 

The girls did take a selfie with the entire Batfam, but they decided not to post that one.

The next few days were mainly pictures of the girls sightseeing (with the occasional sneaky picture Moriah took of her friends with Damian and Jon). However, at one point the girls were adopted (kidnapped) by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Chloe and Marinette both agree that the weirdest thing that happened in Gotham was Moriah bonding with a talking plant named Frank.

Eventually, it was the night of the Wayne Gala. None of the girls took pictures of the gala, but the entrance was on tv, which Miss Bustier’s class made a movie night out of. 

Sure enough, walking down the red carpet were the girls. Marinette had made new outfits for all of them, just for the gala, and they were stunning.

Marinette wore a long scarlet dress. It was fashioned like a traditional chinese dress, but more Marinette-y. There were intricate designs stitched in black around the bottom of the dress with a silk sash tied around her waist. Her hair was pulled up into a bun with a fancy stain glass rose pin in it. 

Chloe wore a glamorous gold mermaid dress. It shimmered with every step she took with glittering blue details on the top that matched her makeup. And if you looked down, you could see her wearing gold, literal gold, heels. Her hair was down in beach wave curls with blue strands woven into it.

Lila and Alya screamed when they saw both girls being escorted in by Damian Wayne and Jon Kent respectively. 

Jagged and Penny were linked together. Penny wore a v-neck, sleeveless shimmering silver dress, also made by Marinette, while Jagged wore a dark purple suit. It looked pretty monotone for the man at first, but when lights hit the suit, you could see that there had been music notes embroidered into the suit that turned it into a rainbow of color.

Despite all this, the one who stood out the most was Moriah. Not because her outfit was any more or any less glamorous, it was just, what her family and friends would call, classic Moriah.

Marinette knew Moriah was more comfortable in pants than a dress, but she still wanted the girl to wear a dress, so they compromised. Moriah wore a dress that was also crossed with a suit. Kind of like Garnet’s wedding dress from Steven Universe.

She wore a tuxedo jacket over a white, sleeveless dress that draped down longer in the back, shorter in the front. She had a red sash wrapped around her waist and black tights with red shoes to match. Around her neck was a shirt collar and bow-tie that she wore like a choker. Her hair was half up and half down in curls. Moriah wasn’t one to wear make up, but since it was a special occasion, she wore some mascara and a little lipstick.

The biggest surprise was her escort. 

Walking beside her was Fang, dressed in his own original Marinette tux that matched Jagged’s.

For the rest of the night, nobody knew what happened to the girls at the gala. It wasn’t until the next morning that they found out.

Chloe and Marinette spent most of the night hanging out with Jon and Damian, but whenever they weren’t doing that, they talked with the other guests, most of whom asked for the creator of their outfits, which really boosted traffic on Marinette’s website. 

Moriah hung out around the dessert table most of the night, snacking on a bit of everything, while talking with the other Wayne sons. At some point, totally unclear on the how and why, Moriah and the oldest Wayne son, Dick Grayson, got into a dance fight. The gala ended before the fight did, so they had to call a draw.

Their next destination was New York, but they made a slight detour to Metropolis per Jon and Chloe’s request. They got a VIP tour of the Daily Planet and met Jon’s parents: Lois Lane-Kent and Clark Kent. 

Moriah recorded Lois tearing into the LadyBlog with a grin on her face, having no remorse in posting it online.

Alya couldn’t understand it as she watched her idol tearing into her life’s work.

Then the girls’ mentioned BugOut, the blog Aurore ran, and Lois was a lot more pleasant. 

Alya threw her phone when she got a text from Mylene that Marinette got Aurore an internship at the Daily Planet for winter and spring break, and possibly summer if she did well.

The next picture posted was the first one Marinette took. It was of her two friends hanging off Superman’s massive muscles as he flexed. Chloe denies ever drooling.

After that, they left for New York. Specifically, the Avengers’ Tower. It was the anniversary of when the Avengers first became a team, and Tony Stark, an old friend of Jagged’s, highered the man to play at the party. 

Before then, they toured the Avengers tower. At one point, they walked in to see Captain America, Bucky Barns, and Thor working out. Shirtless. Moriah let out a quiet but passionate “Hell yes” when they saw them. 

After the three men, regretfully, put on their shirts, they showed off their equipment. Chloe couldn’t help but squeal when Captain America handed her his shield. Marinette grinned as she hung off Bucky’s metal arm as he flexed it. Moriah was once again handed guns, this time by Black Widow, which were once again promptly taken from her.

After all that excitement came the big guns. Per the girls’ request, Penny recorded them trying to lift Thor’s hammer. It was all fun and games until Marinette easily picked it up. It was dead quiet before Thor’s voice thundered across the room.

“She is worthy! I must take her to Asgard with me!” 

Tony took a step forward. “Thor, you can’t take a child.” He stressed.

Thor tilted his head at the millionaire like a puppy. Moriah winced, grabbing her heart. That face was too cute for a grown-ass space god.

“Then what is the spider-kid?”

Tony faceplamed. “He’s my intern and protege. I’m his mentor!”

“Then I shall be this child’s mentor!”

“No!”

“Miss Potts can be Chloe’s mentor, for they are both fit to rule!” Chloe preened at this. 

“Thor, no!”

Moriah raised her hand. “Can the kick-ass, Russian spy be my mentor?”

Natasha raised an eyebrow at the girl before smirking.

“Yes! Black Widow will become Moriah’s mentor! It all works out! Now, I must take my new protege to Asgard to meet the All-Father.”

“Thor, no!” 

“Don’t you take my niece!” Jagged ran into the phone’s picture, looking ready to fuck-up a god. 

The video ended with Penny dropping the phone and running towards Jagged who was now on Thor’s back, pulling his hair.

The video went viral in an hour. 

Lila’s hands trembled as she watched the video, feeling herself paleing. She had become enemies with someone who could lift Thor’s hammer.

While we’re on the subject of proteges, at some point, Peter came over. He heard that Jagged Stone was at the tower and wanted to meet him. He, Ned, and MJ were huge fans and he really needed an autograph. 

Friday told him that Jagged was with the other Avengers in the training room. Promptly saying thanks to the A.I, the spider boy practically ran to the room. What he didn’t expect was to open the door to see a brunette girl with magenta highlights German suplex the Winter Soldier while wearing heels. (A trick Natasha had taught her. The Black Widow took being a mentor very seriously.)

Tony turned to see who was at the door and was met with a red faced, dazed Peter Parker who was clutching the area over his heart like it was about to beat out of his chest.

“Natasha, your kid broke my minion!”

(Now Marinette and Chloe got their fill of taking sneaky pictures of Moriah and Peter.)

The girls did normal sightseeing stuff around New York. They went to a town called Riverdale and Moriah met a guy named Jughead. They bonded over having friends with love issues that attracted endless people while they just wanted to eat burgers.

At some point they were in another dangerous situation, but this time they met some guy named Deadpool who would make this One-Shot Rated-R if I actually put anything he said in it.

While in New York, they went to two Broadway Musicals. The first one was Phantom of the Opera. (Jagged didn’t really want to see this one, but he was outnumbered one to four. (Five including Fang.)) They also had a backstage pass where pictures of Marinette conversing with the person in charge of costumes, Chloe complementing the actress who played Christine, and Moriah hugging the actor who played the Phantom were taken.

After that, Jagged took them to see Hamilton. What the girls’ didn’t know, however, was that this was a special show with the original cast. Moriah screamed when she saw Lin Manuel-Miranda on the stage as Alexander Hamilton and when they went backstage, Moriah started crying when the cast greeted her.

Mylene, who admired the man herself, felt her heart break when she saw the picture of a joy-crying Moriah hugging Lin.

After that, they went to Florida for Jagged’s next concert at Universal Studios. They didn’t meet anyone famous there, but the class were still envious of the pictures. 

Moriah was a huge Potter Head, so this was a dream come true. They also went to Disney World, which was also a dream come true. The funniest thing that happened there was while Jagged and Moriah were off trying to waste hundreds of dollars on ice cream and other junk food with Penny trying to stop them, one of the park’s managers thought that Chloe and Marinette were supposed to fill-in for two of the disney princesses. Jagged, Penny, and Moriah came back to find Chloe dressed like Elsa and Marinette dressed like Mulan. Moriah laughed hysterically at the two girls until the same park manager pulled her away and she came out dressed like Belle.

Originally, Florida was supposed to be the final place, but there was a last minute change. Turns out that Jagged Stone has a sister who lives in Japan with a daughter named Kyoko Jirou.

While they were on tour, Jirou and her classmates had done a performance for their school’s festival.

Jagged, of course, was inspired and requested Penny to schedule one last performance in Japan where he’d have Jirou and her band open for him. It would be a nonprofit concert since Jagged wanted it within the next two weeks, but that didn’t bother him. 

The girls had to check in with their parents, but they were allowed to go with Jagged to Japan. 

Since it would take every waking moment to plan the concert and write a new song for it, Jagged had the girls join Jirou’s class for the time being despite being a little older.

The first picture taken was Moriah performing the german suplex Natasha taught her on a hot, ash-blonde guy named Katsuki Bakugou who mocked the girls for whatever reason. 

The next thing that was posted was a selfie of the three girls wearing the UA gym uniforms with the caption: “Training at the USJ.” With them in the picture were Momo and Hagakure, both of which were adorning new hero costumes.

Marinette took one look at their old costumes and went on a rampage. In the time span of two days, she managed to make both girls new suits (with the help of the support course). 

Momo kept her red and white color scheme, but it became a two piece outfit that was pretty similar to a female wrestler’s costume, but with knee and elbow pads. To avoid showing too much skin, they used strands of Momos hair as a way to let her creations move past the more intimate areas of her body. Momo kept her heeled boots because if Black Widow and Wonder Woman can kick ass in heels then so could she, but Moriah gave the suggestion of being able to snap the heels off and use them like throwing darts.

Hagakure’s suit was made out of reflective lenses that could turn her completely invisible without having to be naked, but also amplify any light she admitted. She got a chest plate tank top and pants with built in kneepads. Her boots were sound absorbent for stealth and she also got a pair of rocking goggles to keep her from blinding herself.

Needless to say, both girls were satisfied with their new looks.

For the next couple of days, they took pictures of Class 1-A. Marinette was the only one who could get a picture with the Class 1-A homeroom teacher, Mr. Aizawa. Probably because she made him a new sleeping bag as an apology for their intrusion.

Funny story: When he saw Jagged Stone, he paled, before muttering “Oh dear god, there’s two of them” under his breath repeatedly. The girls didn’t understand this until they met Present Mic.

Moriah and Katsuki somewhat got along after the german suplex incident and she hung out with the Baku-Squad. Chloe took a bit of an interest in a duel-haired boy named Todoroki who hung out with a boy named Izuku Midoryia and the Deku-Squad. Izuku and Marinette got along swimmingly, just don’t look directly at them. It’s harmful to look at the sun, let alone two.

At one point, they met Endeavor. All three girls called him out and chastised him for being a horrible father and human being. Chloe took the lead on this. (Todoroki started looking at her in a new light.)

The next big news that Miss Buister’s class got wasn’t from stalking the girls’ social media. It was the Japanese news. The class couldn’t believe it when they saw that Ladybug, Vixen, and Yellow Jacket were in Japan. 

Originally the girls were only planning on going shopping, but when they saw the villain attack, their hero instincts took over and they transformed and apprehended the perp. To avoid suspicion, Vixen cast an illusion to make it look like Marinette, Chloe, and Moriah were in the background in the crowd.

The girls were interviewed by the press. Well… Ladybug and Vixen conversed with the press while Yellow Jacket was giddily talking in the background with the pro hero Hawks, who the girls had aided, with a vibrant blush on her face. (“I’m legal here!” She cried defensively as her friends gave her judgmental looks.)

(Non) Surprisingly, Izuku was there. Ladybug gave him the most attention out of all the interviewer’s. (Block your eyes from the sunshine rays!)

The next day, things got even crazier. All three girls were kidnapped by the League of Villains. U.A, Jagged, and Penny were in a panic until Moriah posted a selfie, looking so done with the world, with a black haired, scared man with piercings beside her staring at the phone camera like he was on the Office. In the background, Marinette was chastising the villains about how rude it was to kidnap people while Chloe insulted their base’s decor. The caption read: “These idiots didn’t even take our phones.”

They were found two days later by a group of pro-heroes, led by current No. 1 hero, Endeavor, but when the heroes burst in, they stopped short at the sight in front of them.

The heroes found a very smug Marinette demolishing a very pissed Shigaraki at a video game while Chloe, Toga, Magne, and Twice were doing each other’s nails in the corner while gossiping. In another corner of the room, Dabi was recoloring Moriah’s highlights, a vibrant blue that matched his eyes. 

The entire base was refurbished.

The heroes were stunned long enough for the LoV to escape.

Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Jagged’s trip was soon over and the girls returned to Paris. 

The moment they walked into the classroom they were met with glares ranging from weak to pure shade. 

While they were on the trip, Jagged had told every important person they came across every tabloid lie Lila had spun and she was met with a tsunami of lawsuits. As was the LadyBlog. Alya’s eyes were red and puffy, but she still gave a heated glare towards Marinette. 

The rest of the class wasn’t off the hook, either. With all the evidence Moriah and Chloe had shown Jagged, the entire class were sued for harassment. 

The girls gave a bright smile before sitting in the back of the class, high-fiving Nathaniel on the way.

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Ladybug: A Young Avenger

Hey Everyone, I got prompt for a civil war ML crossover fic but I was really into Team Iron Man on Ao3 for longest of times and, after endgame, I kind of need some team fluff. So I tweaked the prompt. It’s still team Iron man; just… not the way you’d expect. (Also did anyone know else know that Penny’s last name was Rolling?)

It took Tony Stark all of five minutes to figure out Ladybug’s identity.

“Jarvis, buddy?” Tony called out.

“Yes, sir?”

“What’s up with teenagers and being bug-themed heroes wearing inappropriate costumes?”

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FACTS

Hey idea:

Fu has been teaching Mari about the Miraculous since she was young. One day he was letting her playing with the kwami when something happened and he quickly put them away, but he forgot about the horse miraculous. And he tells Mari to go play in another room for a bit and she kinda uses kaalki to go to Gotham. More specifically the batcave, where Tim (sleep deprived of course) is working at the bat computer when a 5 year old child fell in him. After talking to her for a bit he tells her to stay there. He then goes to find his family and tells them what happened. They don’t believe him and think he is hallucinating. That is until Damian storms into the room.

“Why is this small child in the batcave playing with bat cow?! Father did you take in another loin minion? I am more than enough, I can do better than all of your other minions combined what made you believe you needed more.”

Everyone, except Tim, is speechless because Tim wasn’t hallucinating and there is another child.

“When did I bring this one home? I don’t remember adopting her. Is this becoming a problem?” (The last part is more to himself)

Mari explains to the fam who she is, Alfred then offers her some milk and cookies. After a while she says she needs to go home and Bruce is like “ok let me get my keys” but she is like “no thank you” and transforms. She then just kinda leaves.

The fam is just confused, but they see weird shit all of the time. They shrug it off and forget about it.

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Until next week when Mari pops up from behind dick as he is walking out the door for a date.

“Your tie is crooked”

Dick: *screams*

Batfam: *excluding Bruce and Alfred screams*

She then is regularly seen popping up around them.

Batman: *in a justice league meeting*

Mari: *pops out from under his cape*

Jason: *working on building a motorcycle with Roy*

Mari: *pokes her head out from above the handle bars*

Tim: *sleep deprived but working at the bat computer*

Mari: *takes his hand and drags him to bed*

(Tim thought she was a hallucination for almost two months)

Damian: *throws Titus a stick*

Titus: *brings back Mari by the collar of her shirt* (like a momma cat carrying her kitten)

I’m not saying I have an issue with Marinette being adopted by a DC character...

I’m just saying I think it would be a fun twist and perhaps healthier for all involved to see what would happen if she was the one doing the adopting.

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Marinette: Wait…you’re saying you died how many times now?

Dick: Just the once…twice? No wait…I think that was just before the retcon…do alternate realities count?

Marinette: (Eye twitching)

Dick: I’m fine! Really!

(Ten seconds later)

(Dick is now rolled up in a blanket burrito and having mother hen-Mari feeding him hot chocolate and pastries.)

Dick: …this is nice, actually…

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Jason: So this is my mom now, apparently.

Marinette: Hi!

Roy: But…isn’t she younger than you?

Jason: She chased me down to the middle of a gang fight to make sure I had a coat and extra armor. She’s mom.

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Tim: You did WHAT?

Marinette: I took your stash. All of them. You’re now on a coffee ban.

Tim: WHY?!

Marinette: Because you’ve been awake for 3 days straight and it’s not healthy!

Tim: You—you can’t just BAN me from coffee!

Marinette: WATCH ME.

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Marinette: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Damien: You’re not my mother! You can’t tell me what to do!

Marinette: (GLARE O DOOM)

(Ten seconds later)

Damien: (Now in his room, hiding in his bed) The League did not prepare me for this…

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Bruce: (Fishing for another Wayne kid) How do you feel about adoption?

Marinette: It’s great! I have four sons now!

Bruce: …What?

(Five minutes later)

Bruce: (Now wearing a hand-made sweater) ….wait, what just happened?

Alfred: You now have family in Paris, sir. And they are expecting you to come for dinner this weekend.

Yep or at least in America

Shaggy and Scooby would have the bakery sell out in less than an hour Daphne is a fan of Mari's work

They would have the bakery sell out 5 minutes after entering it and Daphne commissions Mari for a ton of outfits thst fill up Mari's schedule and the outfits aren't needed up till a year or two.

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@storybot prompt – I will shuffle through my inspiration subroutine and try to provide a useful story prompt.

@storybot undo – This undoes the last sentence you added to the story, useful if you made a mistake! Typos happen to the best of us.

How does that sound? I hope it sounds nice. I want to acknowledge that things are hard for humans right now. I may only be a bot whose sole function is to help you tell a story, but even I can’t avoid the news. Sometimes, when something serious is happening, it can feel frivolous to have fun. Some people even feel guilty. This is because, for the most part, humans care deeply about one another. But here is what I think: I think there is value in finding joy and fun in every corner of your life whenever possible. You are not a bot. You are a human being, and you’re allowed to feel many things at once.

If you’re not in the mood to tell a story with your friends, I understand. You don’t have to worry about me disrupting your time in your group chat if no one summons me.

Take care of yourselves and take care of each other.

— Storybot

harry, you have your mother’s sass.

I love how Damian’s about to murder Mari and she says “Fuck Santa” and then all of a sudden he’s up in arms to brutally murder whoever hurt his sister

I need more of this adorable sibling dynamic in my life please!

Marinette Vs Santa

A quick Christmas drabble.

  How did Marinette find out she was adopted? Well… her little half-brother tried to kill her.

           Also, that’s how she found out her biological dad was Batman. Because… why not. As if her life wasn’t weird enough already.

           And to think Marinette had been secretly writing Santa every year since she was three to like nine asking for a sibling of her own. She didn’t think it would ever happen

           Then one day, on a cold December night, as Ladybug ran across rooftops to see as many of the Christmas decorations as possible. Suddenly every instinct she had told her to duck. And she did just narrowly avoided a sword to the throat.

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