Latest Posts by girlfrmmars - Page 5
they should make a george costanza american girl doll
i want to caption this as "george costanza haunted by the spectre of male/male sexuality" but i think people would take it as a Funny Tumblr Joke and i need you to know that that is canonically the context of this image
seinfeld but it’s written in 2022 by autistic people on tumblr
jerry: so kramer was telling me that female snakes have two clitorises– george: clitori? jerry: no, it’s clitorises. but see, kramer was telling me about this, and i was thinking. elaine: thinking? jerry: thinking. how would it feel to have two clitorises and no hands? elaine: i’d kill myself. jerry: EXACTLY! george: but you don’t have a clitoris! elaine: stop that. ‘clit.’ just say ‘clit’. jerry: george? george: what? jerry: did i not tell you that i’m trans? elaine: did you not tell him that you’re trans? george: i don’t think you did! jerry: well! i’m trans! kramer, bursting into the apartment: THERE ARE SNAKES HAVING SEX IN MY TOILET JERRY
Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"
Stop spending times with your families and log onto tumblr dot com to like my posts
he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’
i had covid when i drew this i was delirious and cannot be held accountable. amanda and hoffman but that one meme.
this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid
heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
Some stars from my journals
‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
person next to me smells like cucumbers
here's what i like to call
none pizza left beef: sandwich edition
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
saw soundtracks go so hard for literally no reason
amazing