A Lot Of Scantily Clad Women With Numbers In Ther Urls Are Following Me Lately. They Must Be Smitten

seinfeld has remained so popular bc ultimately all anyone wants is 3 friends with no life and who are committed to the bit

@fetasprite

Debbie Harry, 1978.

Photo by Lynn Goldsmith

just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

mitski should make a nu metal album

this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid

i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...

"girl" as in girl help & good afternoon girl im in the water & #girl

"boy" as in boy you want some hotdogs & its me boy im the ps5 & autism be damned my boy can work a grill