Latest Posts by girlfrmmars - Page 6
remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world
This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw
if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man
so uhm yeah lately…
person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now
baby got back - sir mix a lot
fuck it what's everyone's 69th song on their spotify wrapped?
throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead
every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies
(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development
Has anyone else noticed that it's bad
i think everyone should drop out of school and follow an unclear path
water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water (the ocean)
hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them
I think at work you should get two breaks and one is for lunch and one is for crying and screaming and chainsmoking into your coffee
mitski should make a nu metal album
5 ibuprofen 2 garlic
hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.
Guys we fucking lost. Can someone loop the Jerma mexico shirt gif but backwards?.
add another clove of garlic im not driving