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me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*

[bad ending]

play again?

i love everyone forever

this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

Fantastic art

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

seinfeld but it’s written in 2022 by autistic people on tumblr

jerry: so kramer was telling me that female snakes have two clitorises– george: clitori? jerry: no, it’s clitorises. but see, kramer was telling me about this, and i was thinking. elaine: thinking? jerry: thinking. how would it feel to have two clitorises and no hands? elaine: i’d kill myself. jerry: EXACTLY! george: but you don’t have a clitoris! elaine: stop that. ‘clit.’ just say ‘clit’. jerry: george? george: what? jerry: did i not tell you that i’m trans? elaine: did you not tell him that you’re trans? george: i don’t think you did! jerry: well! i’m trans! kramer, bursting into the apartment: THERE ARE SNAKES HAVING SEX IN MY TOILET JERRY