Felix: How's The Prettiest Person In The World?~ Changbin: I Don't Know, How Is He?~ Felix, Blushing:

Hyunjin: ugh, adults don't care about their birthdays Chan: you came to dance practice last year on a horse

Seungmin: gasps indignantly Seungmin: there's a TYPO in this crossword puzzle!? Jeongin, internally: I'm going to marry him

Changbin: What's a gender-neutral word you could use for your spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband? *five minutes later* Changbin: I may be stupid.

Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that

Being a kpop stan is so crazy like what if someone asked you what your favorite song is and you say 'fairy of shampoo'

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

Minho: Will you be mine forever?

Jisung: Yes.

Minho: *fishing in his pocket*

Jisung: Oh, it's happening.

Minho: *takes out a knife*

Jisung: I thought this was a marriage proposal?

Minho: No, a blood oath.

Jisung: Makes sense. Go ahead.

*in court* Jisung: *whispers to the Judge* Judge: This has nothing to do with the case Jisung: Can you please ask it anyway? Judge, sighing and turning towards Minho who is on the witness stand: Do you think he's cute? Please be honest

This man is my wife

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