This Man Is My Wife

Chan: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. Felix: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

Chan: The reservation was booked for an hour ago! What could you possibly be doing to miss our anniversary dinner? Felix: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Jisung: when you said you were 'magic in bed,' this wasn't what I was expecting Minho, pulling a card from the deck: now, is this your card? Jisung: holy shit, it is-

Beomgyu, looking sad out of the window: Nobody thinks what I think.

Soobin: Why the hell should anyone be thinking about hiring a hitman on yourself while also hiring a bodyguard, just to see who is better at their job?

Beomgyu: ...

Beomgyu: What about hiring two hitmen on each other?

Changbin: What's a gender-neutral word you could use for your spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband? *five minutes later* Changbin: I may be stupid.

Minho, trying to ask Jisung out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Jisung: Would you like to stay forever?

Minho: You never say anything romantic to me.

Jisung who just called him the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you joking right now?

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chan: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

chan: Absolutely not.