*in Court* Jisung: *whispers To The Judge* Judge: This Has Nothing To Do With The Case Jisung: Can You

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.

Changbin: What do you think butterflies taste like? Hyunjin: Bad. Changbin: Changbin: How do you- Hyunjin: You asked and I answered, that's all you get.

Jisung: *yapping*

Hyunjin, to Chan: He's really not beating the autism allegations, huh.

Chan, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Jisung : Am I in trouble? Chan: Take a guess. Jisung: No? Chan: Take another guess.

Felix : I think it's really cute how Seungmin always calls Hyunjin " My Hyunjin "

[ everyone turns to Seungmin ]

Seungmin : We here having a conversation about loona's Hyunjin . I had to make a distinction. I didn't want to say " the crybaby twinky Hyunjin " . I had no intentions of being cute

Jisung whispering to Lee know : he could've just said " our Hyunjin " . Pretty sus , no ?

Lee Know whispering back : you've got a point

A cheesy, cringy romantic trope that I go weak in the knees for is when character A and B are looking at the sky and character A says "the stars are so beautiful" and then character B says "yeah. beautiful" but they're looking at character A.

I go feral every time

Chan: and what do we tell ourselves when we want to jump off a bridge?

Jeongin: I am loved

Changbin: I am important

Felix: yeet

Chan: no.

Jisung: *Walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium* Felix: What did you think a tigershark was, Hannie?

I could never read a whole novel in one day, but when the fanfic is as long as a novel I won't stop reading until it's done

(I just finished reading a novel-length fanfic in one day, reading throughout online classes and not doing anything else for hours will do that)