Changbin: What's A Gender-neutral Word You Could Use For Your Spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband? *five

Soul: Being the weird member has honestly always paid off for me. No one ever really bats an eye at anything I do. It's always, "yeah that makes sense for you".

Not being able to write fanfic because it makes you sad to write about people being happy and in love when you don't have it in real life, and even your fluff fics make you cry now

Seungmin: I was going to say you're my 13th reason... Seungmin: but actually you're reasons 1-12 too Minho:

Minho, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Minho: *picks up Jisung* Minho: I'm taking him as compensation

Minho, holding out a cooking for Jisung: Look. This ones a heart. That's how I feel about you.

Jisung: *ugly crying*

Minho, holding out another cookie for Hyunjin: This one looks like Michigan. That's how I feel about you.

Hyunjin, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Chan: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Jisung: Well, Minho and I - Minho: *elbows Jisung* Jisung: - wouldn’t know.

Jisung: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Minho: We're dating.

Jisung: So????

Minho: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

Jisung: That was so hot, Minho.

Minho: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Jisung: I'm so in love with you.

The lightstick for my fictional kpop group IMPACT