Hyunjin: Ugh, Adults Don't Care About Their Birthdays Chan: You Came To Dance Practice Last Year On A

This is SO their dynamic

Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

//vent

I'm so done with school. I keep going through phases of "I'm motivated and I'm going to do this" but then actually starting a task is so overwhelming. I have to start thinking about university but I can barely get a single assignment in on time. University? I still feel like a kid. I know I could be doing better if I could just bring myself to care a little more, work a little harder, but I can't. It feels like I'm expected to do so many things and I can't even do one of them right. There's not enough time in a day and there's not enough space in my head. I just can't. I feel exhausted just thinking about writing a paper.

Seungmin, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Felix: *picks up the baby*

Seungmin: No-

jisung: i love you and all your flaws

minho: what flaws?

Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that

Jisung : i don't like women

Chan : you're a MISOGYNIST???

Store Worker: Would a “Minho” please come to the front desk? Minho, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Hyunjin and Jisung: I believe they belong to you? Hyunjin and Jisung, simultaneously: We got lost. Minho: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Jisung: I'm the rizzler Jisung: I'm a professional Also Jisung, talking to Minho: are you from Michigan? because- because you're the only Mich I...gan......

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Freebies I’ll be handing out at the OnlyOneOf New York tour stop! 💋 they look good in my decorated pc holder