I literally cannot be serious, in class I had a big discussion about sexism, religion, etc. and not even 5 seconds later I turn to my friend and say “Meep”
Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?
Everyone else: I would invest in etc
Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.
Teacher: are these real worms
Me: no these aren’t real worms
Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?
Me: emotional support
I have read your evidence and my conclusion is that your name is Jared, you are 19 and never learned how to read😌👍
Why do you idiots keep defending Viktor?? Because he's cute??
He literally wants to make everyone robots against their fucking will???
He doesn't give a shit about Jayce and is only using him.
shout out to that one friendly tone who gave me a friendly nod once he realized that neither of us were going to leave the shields our tones placed
Anakin walking past with Padme both minding their own business:
Obi-Wan Kenobi leaning against the wall: What cha got anakin?
Anakin now flipping Obi-Wan off and running away with Padme: A wife
Obi-Wan chasing after them: NO!
have you ever wanted to eat a raw potato slice
Today I learned; Nimun will caw(?) at me for pets
“So here is where all the villainy stuff happens! Here is where the dieseases are made! Here is where they are dried!!”
“And those are my moths...I don’t need them, they just vibin’, you know??”
gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection
words to use instead of ______
Mild: clearly, decidedly, distinctly, markedly, considerably, notably, largely, recognizably, especially, indubitably Moderate: especially, surprisingly, substantially, uncommonly, chiefly, incredibly, obviously, unmistakably, considerably, awfully, wonderfully, particularly Bold: profusely, unequivocally, strikingly, astonishingly, exceedingly, absolutely, exceptionally, extremely, unquestionably, vastly, incontestably
Mild: often, oftentimes, sometime Moderate: frequently, usually, various, generally Bold: regularly, recurrent, persistent
Mild: many, much, several Moderate: numerous, bountiful, considerable Bold: multitude, profuse, vast
Mild: sizable, ample, large, considerable, great, above average, important Moderate: ponderous, significant, crucial, vast, copious, magnificent, substantial Bold: enormous, immense, colossal, extensive, endless, paramount, boundless, prodigious, imposing, gigantic, voluminous, limitless, essential
Mild: slight, limited, trivial, minor, light, puny, superficial, undersized, dinky, negligible, faint Moderate: scant, petite, inconsiderable, microscopic, dwarf, unsubstantial, minimum, miniature, tiny Bold: insignificant, minute, meager, infinitesimal, ineffectual, undetectable, inconsequential
Mild: acceptable, favorable, agreeable, pleasing, satisfactory, satisfying, super, able, relevant, accomplished, efficient, reliable, ample, useful, profitable, adequate, adept Moderate: great, honorable, admirable, commendable, sound, splendid, superb, valuable, wonderful, worthy, clever, proficient, qualified, apt, skillful, thorough, wholesome Bold: excellent, exceptional, gratifying, marvelous, reputable, stupendous, superior, exemplary, virtuous, expert, solid, advantageous, flawless, extensive, perfect
Mild: cheap, dissatisfactory, faculty, off, mean, wrong, unpleasant, unwell, low, grim, sour, regretful Moderate: careless, defective, inferior, imperfect, deficient, rough, ill-suited, inadequate, unsatisfactory, delinquent, sinful, unruly, wicked, rancid, grave, harsh, terrible, downcast Bold: awful, unacceptable, corrupt, dreadful, putrid, erroneous, detrimental, ruinous, vile, villainous, diseased, adverse, evil
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