AND THEN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH WAS???

Being a tree would be really fun

Hewwo!

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hi gang!!

i’m sooo sorry for being  dead for a while but now i’m back now baby,!! my interest in newsies faded for a bit but now we’re vibing😎😎😎.

also @assthma-69 if you see this then ùwú hi

I just realized I didn’t post about my other cat!!!

This is Bella she is 9-10 and wonderful

ok all you destiny folk I have a question:

Who are you most likely to get into a fist fight with

And who are you most likely to WIN a fist fight against

friend: if you ever need help in a game just ask me.

me: ok thank you SO MUCH for the offer but I’d rather perish than ask for help

She said she gonna call the ghostbusters in me

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1: that isn’t gonna work

me: lmao if I twerk at ghost face will he let me live

1&2: no

friend 3 gets downed and the other 2 are hooked

me looking at him coming toward me: haha twerk

ghost face pausing: aight this can work

all 3 of them get sacrificed

ghost face: have hatch :)

me: haha thamk

So I started playing Dead by Daylight you know? Fairly new player.

So funny story, all the survivors die and I’m the last one standing. I’ve just given up at this point but decide to try and get one last generator in. (fun fact too: the hag hadn’t hit me all game, and I did 2 generators by myself) So the hag finds me at the generator, and I had heard the heart beat so I get off and start crouching and nodding. Quite literally just begging her to end me. So they get over, stare at me, hit me and start carrying me.

So I’m sitting there wondering why the hag hasn’t put me on the hook yet? they spent like 3 minutes finding the hatch and put me down!!! And I just!! That’s the nicest interaction ive had so far!!!

“The best part of having a tall friend is hiding behind them when the sun’s in your eyes.”

—my short friend