Teacher: If You Won 1million Dollars What Would You Get First And Why?
Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?
Everyone else: I would invest in etc
Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.
Teacher: are these real worms
Me: no these aren’t real worms
Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?
Me: emotional support
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🗡️ Stop looking for monsters under your bed
you are the monster 🗡️ villain/anti-hero prompts 🗡️ based on MNQN’s “What Have You Become?”
“I don’t know who you are anymore.” “Then you never knew me.”
“Care to watch the show? You can’t stop it, so you might as well enjoy it.” B grinned, sparks in their eyes and the air.
“Oh be quiet dear, this will all be over soon.”
“You say that we’re doing something different, that we’re making the right changes to protect people, but all I see are more corpses.”
“Are you sure this is the right thing to do?”
“Oh god, oh fuck…” A crumpled to their knees, helplessly watching B’s blood pool on the floor. “What did I do?”
“I… I think we’re the monsters here.”
“Did you actually think you could save them?” B laughed in disbelief.
“People die all the time, why would you be any different?”
A looked at the sky, avoiding B’s gaze. “The night is in everyone. Hope dies like stars, happiness crashes like meteors. The night remains.”
“If you do this, heaven will not know your name.” “They will know it, and they will fear it.”
“You asked for a savior, not a saint.”
Their face was carved from the malice of millions.
“They chose me. I must carry out my duty or thousands more will die.”
“That’s enough A! We’ve tried everything, hell, nearly lost everything too. One of us will die if we keep going...” “And we let them win?” “It’s the only way we get a happy ending.”
“I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.”
“Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to deserve this?” “Don’t be naïve. You know exactly what you’ve done.”
“You should’ve seen the look on their faces. It was delicious.”
A collapsed, thoughts swirling in a mess of confusion and betrayal. Their arm stung. Their bones ached. Their heart hurt. “What happened to you?” “Nothing happened. You became weak.”
“I don’t want to do this. But it’s the only way out.”
What if Sauron didn’t forget to give the hobbits some rings
And he
What if
Like he can’t tell humans and hobbits apart
Like human
Smaller human
OR
He thought they were beardless dwarfs
*you camped someone cause they were being an over cocky asshole that wanted to “bully” the killer*
them after they died and sent me a message: you SUCK
me a rank 20 killer: ok like, so do you
them trying to say they’re better: I am a prestige 3 level 50 Nea and a prestige 1 rank 1 Ghostface you suck
me: an-and you lost to me?
The black endless abyss that are black cats
Reason?
Why not
I’m a warlock main who is best friends with a hunter who honestly have less of a clue about Cayde’s life. Not that I know anything, I just go on vibes
Colonel has biten so many people but Cayde refuses to admit he trained the chicken to do it
Cayde-6 has tried to do that thing parents do with the airplane noise(the “here comes the airplane brrr”) with Zavala
Cayde lost a Cayde-6 look alike contest, he didn’t even score in the top 5
if I got into a physical fight with him I would win, out of pure sympathy and by telling him he will die multiple times
Cayde eats the equivalent of exo icecream and watches drama shows while crying
I have more but I’ll leave it at these for now
who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6
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