tonight i’m thinking about how anakin gave up everything to save padme and still lost her
Jedi aren’t allowed to have attachments
Therefor they’ve never had sex
All Jedi are virgins(except for Yoda)
Anakin would TOTALLY be topped by Padme
Anakin walking past with Padme both minding their own business:
Obi-Wan Kenobi leaning against the wall: What cha got anakin?
Anakin now flipping Obi-Wan off and running away with Padme: A wife
Obi-Wan chasing after them: NO!