I Have Read Your Evidence And My Conclusion Is That Your Name Is Jared, You Are 19 And Never Learned

Oh god

I found it, I found the article

“People should not kill mosquitoes but allow them to take "blood donations", a French animal-rights activist has said.

Aymeric Caron, a television presenter, said the insects sucked human blood to obtain protein for their eggs, which was “embarrassing for anti-specists who realise they are being attacked by a mother trying to nourish her future children”.”

And if you want to waste time here’s the link to the article

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/mosquito-bite-kill-blood-france-animal-rights-eggs-a9036946.html

The Independent

Don’t kill mosquitoes, let them drink your blood, urges French animal-rights activist

But British experts condemn comments as 'unhelpful and a step too far'

Oh no

So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”

Link down below to article.

But the article was just

“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”

Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?

Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.

“Listen, this is my life. So if I wanna die early, then imma die early”

—Me to my sister that was complaining since I ate a whole bag a gummy bears myself

the invader coming into a small inclosed area that I’m in to kill me with his scout rifle: >:)

me with a submachine gun that has 57 bullets: ಠ_ಠ

when she buys u a mcdonalds frozen lemonade 😩😩😩😩🗯🗯😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

When you’re all scared of your male friend becoming taller than you

But you all stunted your growth

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

as someone who’s learning to play Legion it’s incredibly funny when they forget I can vault

I have the unearthly desire to grab a handful of like that astronaut icecream and shove it in my mouth

yo tf is the difference between normal yogurt and Greek yogurt????

shout out to that one friendly tone who gave me a friendly nod once he realized that neither of us were going to leave the shields our tones placed