I SHAVED MY UPPER LIP A WHILE AGO TO GET RID OF MY BLOND ASS BABY HAIRS AND THEY ARE GROWING IN DARKER!!!!!!!

“I could not stay right here for a bootty call” @grey-loves-dragons

I fucking HATE jr.high boys

The kids on the bus are talking about the fake baby activity in school AND ONE OF THEM SAID

“I’ll just get my girlfriend to take care of it”

I hope that his “girlfriend” breaks up with him after he agrees to the assignment and before he gets the baby

1 rose has a carbon emissions of 1.8. One banana has a carbon emissions of 0.11.

Don’t buy roses, BUY BANANAS!!!!

I told my Christian friends about me and my qpr and it didn’t go horribly. They didn’t even say it was just besties!!!!

Whenever people complain about relationships all I can think of is

“Can I recommend AROMANTICISM. Only 00.00$ for your life time! Asexuality sold separately.

My bestie has learnt the horror and wonders of blue hair dye

@grey-loves-vikings

I love that feeling where you yawn and it extends your ears or something and everything sounds crisp

🧡💛🤍🩵💙

💜🤍🩶🖤

💚🤍🩶🖤

💜💙💚💛

🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤

I’m starting to realize I don’t actually dislike touch, I dislike that I can’t immediately stop being touched. Like I’m ok with hugs, but as soon as I’m done with hugs I need to be let go.

New study habits just dropped!!

I’ve started listening to lulibied versions of songs and I get the dopamine of my favourite artists without getting as distracted!!!

Apple Music - Web Player

Cryin' of the Tot: Lullaby renditions of the Front Bottoms songs - EP by Sparrow Sleeps on Apple Music

Album · 2018 · 5 Songs

This is my favourite album to listen to because it’s amazingly funny

( @nick-the-dog you should listen to these. They are so funny. I will tell my kids that this was the front bottoms )